"Creepy" Joe Biden Makes a Move to Get His Presidential Bid On-Track
Joe enrolled in Anthony Wiener's newly-founded Hair-Sniffin'/Body Gropin'/Non-Sextin' Reprogramming Survival Course. Bubba Clinton has also expressed interest, but only if he can get Monica for breaks.
written by Trinculoman, 03 April 2019
Man Slips into Coma after Trump Rally
An unidentified man slipped into a coma, after attending a recent Trump rally. He was irresponsibly exposed to educational information, which caused brain damage in his, severely, IQ-depleted state.
written by C/L, 03 April 2019
Putin Invites Trump to Witness Destruction of U.S.
Donald Trump proudly accepts Vladimir Putin's invitation to exclusive Kremlin dinner party, held to witness, and celebrate an eminent nuclear-born, hyper-sonic missile attack of the United States.
written by C/L, 03 April 2019
