Jared Kushner Walking the Streets of Washington in Royal Saudi Garb
AP sources speculate a significant change in White House foreign policy with regards to Saudi Arabia, after spotting Jared Kushner in Royal Saudi garb over the past several days.
written by C/L, 27 April 2019
Donald Trump Claims that Robert E Lee was the Finest Un-American American
In a statement earlier today Trump said, "Robert E Lee was the finest Un-American American, and that we can all be proud as Un-American Americans of Robert E Lee's kindly and tolerant bigotry."
written by C/L, 27 April 2019
Trump on Track for Telling the Most Lies of Any American President
President Trump stated that he would like to hit the ten-thousandth lie mark before his thousandth-day in office.
written by C/L, 27 April 2019
Seafood Restaurant Spontaneously Evacuates Over Masturbation Joke
Patrons aggressively evacuate gourmet seafood restaurant after chef's joke about masturbating into the tartar sauce bowl is widely overheard.
written by C/L, 27 April 2019
Makers of Fire in the Hole Adult Sex Toy Game Facing Class Action Law Suit
Makers of 'Fire in the Hole' pyrotechnic anal sex toy game are facing a class action law suit over their allegedly defective explosive butt-plug inserts.
written by C/L, 27 April 2019
