Tenured Professor Finally Finishes Paper on 1970s Kung Fu Fighting Phenomenon
Unfortunately tenured professor of social studies finally completes 15,000-page 45-year paper on whether or not everyone was kung fu fighting in the 1970s.
written by C/L, 25 April 2019
Man Sells Fifty-Thousand Dollar Snuff Film Collection to Benefit Humanitarian Causes
Man sells his extensive snuff film library and donates the proceeds to various humanitarian causes that he saw while watching a documentary on the subject.
written by C/L, 25 April 2019
Israeli Government Bans Palestinians From Possessing G-Strings
Israeli government officials have banned all Palestinians from possessing g-strings. Officials feel that they could be removed and used as impromptu sling-shots.
written by C/L, 25 April 2019
Religious Researchers Conclude that Open-mindedness Causes Unnecessary Intelligence
A conservative religious think-tank has concluded through grumpy discussions that open-mindedness causes unnecessary intelligence which dangerously competes with their imaginary God's genius.
written by C/L, 25 April 2019
Joe Biden Lines Up For 'Avengers: Endgame' By Mistake
Said the former Vice-President, "There's so many people in this line-up, that I thought they were all of my rival Democratic Party nominees!"
written by Stefano M. Stefano, 25 April 2019
Man Dies from Dangerous Brain Farts Caused by Binge Watching Violent Action Movies
Man dies from brain farts which doctors conclude had displaced his entire frontal lobe due to binge watching violent and corny action films.
written by C/L, 25 April 2019
A Texas Jury Finds Swarm of Killer Bees Guilty of Premeditated Murder of Rodeo Clown
A Texas jury found a hive of Killer bees guilty of premeditated murder of a rodeo clown in her home. The judge is expected to sentence the swarm to death by flamethrower.
written by C/L, 25 April 2019
Pacific Ocean Declared Massive World Heritage Aquatic Dump Site
Anti-environmentalist group proudly bestows World Heritage Aquatic Dump Status on the massive trash vortex in the middle of the Pacific Ocean.
written by C/L, 25 April 2019
