Extreme Ice Cream Truck to Debut This Summer
New in the summer T.V. line-up, Extreme Ice Cream Truck promises to combine the suspense of a survival based reality show, with the beloved violence of a Mad Maxian movie chase.
written by C/L, 22 April 2019
Concussion Grenade Manufacturer Applies Schroedinger's Cat Principle to Legal liability
A recent munitions corporation press release has stated,"Our grenades are 100% battlefield effective, but if they're used in acts of civilian terror, people most likely were killed by something else."
written by C/L, 22 April 2019
The Three Major Faiths Angered by Buddhism
Christians, Jews, and Muslims wish Buddhists would promote anger, and guilt over enlightenment, and happiness.
written by C/L, 22 April 2019
The Press Does Not Know the Truth About My Lies Says White House Press Secretary
White House Press Secretary Sarah Sanders stated, "Lying for a President who does nothing but lie is exhausting full time work. I can't tell what reality is anymore."
written by C/L, 22 April 2019
