Ronald McDonald whacks Wendy
San Diego - In a bizarre story like a plot right out of a Soprano's episode, Ronald McDonald was arrested today for the murder of Wendy from Wendy's. Wendy's body was found by an employee opening the store yesterday morning. It appears...
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Ringo Confesses that Paul McCartney Really Died in 1965
New evidence shows that what for over fifty years was believed to be a mere hoax is in fact a stranger than fiction reality. Paul McCartney actually did die in 1965, and was replaced by look-alike and sound-alike William Campbell. This new evidence...
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Greta Van Susteren Flies to Chile to Discuss Yet Another Dead Girl with Joran van der Sloot!
Talk show host Greta Van Susteren hopped the red eye yesterday as she hurried off to Chile in an attempt to interview Joran van der Sloot regarding yet another dead girl he left behind, although this one was found in plain sight! An all points bul...
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La Pelirroja Fue Hallada Descanso Del Puente Peatonal. Con Una Cuerda en Su Cuello. Sin Respirar.
Gabriela Elizabeth Muñiz Tamez, La Pelirroja Mas Fea, presunta lideresa de secuestradores hallada descano, su piel muy fría, del puente peatonal de la avenida Gonzalitos, frente a la colonia Mitras Norte en Monterrey, Nuevo Leon, estaba viva (un poqu...
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Curious George Charged in Murder of The Man With The Yellow Hat
New Yawk, NY-- One-time child star Curious George was charged with first-degree murder today by NYPD. Mr. George, 67, is charged with murdering his former keeper and housemate, the Man With The Yellow Hat, 96, in his SoHo penthouse.
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Hijacker "La Pelirroja" Found Resting On Footbridge In Mexico. With a Rope Around Her Neck. Not Breathing.
Gabriela Elizabeth Tamez Muniz, The Redhead Mas Fea, alleged leader of a Mexican hijackers ring was found resting, with very cold skin, on a pedestrian bridge at Gonzalitos Avenue, opposite Mithras Norte in Monterrey, Nuevo Leon, and was alive (a lit...
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Kinga Legg murder mystery: Sarkozy denies Hotel Bristol Palin links
Amanda Knox to Joran van der Sloot: "Sorry, Dude, You're F***d!"
Scandal: Doctor Dolittle Arrested.
US stocks fall even as brokerage firms issue kill tags and consider death for use of the word "recession"
Saudi Crown Prince "Is A Naughty Boy" King Salman Announces
Rebekah Brooks Shares A Cell With Fizz Off Coronation Street - Prison Staff Confused
Neighbors Not at all Shocked to Learn One of Their Own is a Serial Killer.
Misplaced Magnetic North Murdered Migrating Masses
Scott Peterson's Thursday Wrap?
Doctor says "to hell with hypocratic oath"
Convicted Murder Case Saudi Prince To Appeal
Man Considering Joining NRA
Enforcement Droid ED-209 Kills Company Executive In Horrific Demonstration
ED-209, the futuristic police Enforcement Droid designed and operated by OCP, today went berserk and killed a high ranking company executive. The board meeting was going well, when Senior President Dick Jones demonstrated his latest creation, the...
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O.J. will sell 'murder knife' for $5 million--Jimmy Hoffa found during prison cavity search!
NEVADA STATE PENETENTARY (ABSNN) - O. J. Simpson is offering to sell the knife that was used to slay his wife, Nicole, and her friend Ron Goldman, for the sum of $5 million. Guards at NSP immediately tossed his cell but found nothing other than a ba...
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Phil Spector Murder Trial Lacks 'Race Card' to Play; Causes Court TV's Less than stellar Ratings
Los Angeles, California - In the trial of his life, Phil Spector, accused of murdering actress, Lana Clarkson, at his Alhambra mansion in Southern California in 2003, has been covered in the regular media and carried on the salacious cable show Court...
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Princess Diana Inquest Latest: Sir Elton John To Write Another New Song
Sir Elton John, the Official Songwriting Genius to Her Majesty the Queen, has today announced that he is to write another new song to commemorate the end of the Princess Diana Murder Inquest, which f...
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Mohamed Al Fayed Apologises For Outburst
Mohamed Al Fayed, the Harrods boss, today retracted part of an astonishing statement he made yesterday outside the inquest into the deaths of Diana Princess of Tarts, and Dodi Al Fayed, her sometime...
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Trump Says No Need For Gun Restrictions
Reacting to the latest mass shooting in El Paso yesterday, President Donald Trump said the much-called for revision on gun control in the US is not a necessity, as there will soon be nobody left to shoot. Trump was tweeting before bedtime last nig...
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Calderon Rehires Van der Sloot to Relaunch New Mexican Tourist Incentive: Lose Your Heart In Cancun!
Mexico's murder rate went up by six this weekend, now topping 22,600 since 2006, with the discovery of 6 more victims, three who had their 'hearts ripped out' as part of Felipe Calderon's incentive to promote tourism while criticizing Arizona's crack...
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Canadian Seal Hunt: If a Canadian ever offers to take you out clubbing
If a Canadian ever offers to take you out clubbing,tell them to FECK OFF because what they really mean is they will take you to Newfoundland, and batter defenceless baby seals, over the head with a club the Canadian BASTARDS. The Club the babies g...
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Discovery of Morton's Toe Mystery Deepens as Rest of Morton Discovered in Portsmouth Wheelie Bin!
Scotland Yard continues to press a recent murder mystery whilst remaining mum after what was alternately described as a parrot or an albatross was seen to drop what turned out to be the second toe of missing spoof writer Dudley Morton. Morton had...
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Lockerbie bomber confirmed not to be lying about cancer
The Lockerbie bomber, or Abdelbaset Mohmed Ali al-Megrahi to give him his full techincal name, has been discovered by the United Nations to not actually be lying about having cancer. Mr Ali McGrath (Anglicised name) was released by the Scottish go...
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Mohamed Al Fayed Apologises For Outburst
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Jersey Horror Dig Strikes Oil
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Princess Diana Inquest Latest: Sir Elton John To Write Another New Song
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Curious George Charged in Murder of The Man With The Yellow Hat
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Suits Of Armour Go On Sale In Harrods
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Greta Van Susteren Flies to Chile to Discuss Yet Another Dead Girl with Joran van der Sloot!
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Calderon Rehires Van der Sloot to Relaunch New Mexican Tourist Incentive: Lose Your Heart In Cancun!
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Hijacker "La Pelirroja" Found Resting On Footbridge In Mexico. With a Rope Around Her Neck. Not Breathing.
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Lockerbie bomber confirmed not to be lying about cancer
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O.J. will sell 'murder knife' for $5 million--Jimmy Hoffa found during prison cavity search!
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David Blaine Claims His Feet Are Killing Him
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Ronald McDonald whacks Wendy
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Phil Spector Murder Trial Lacks 'Race Card' to Play; Causes Court TV's Less than stellar Ratings
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Canadian Seal Hunt: If a Canadian ever offers to take you out clubbing
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La Pelirroja Fue Hallada Descanso Del Puente Peatonal. Con Una Cuerda en Su Cuello. Sin Respirar.
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Discovery of Morton's Toe Mystery Deepens as Rest of Morton Discovered in Portsmouth Wheelie Bin!
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Enforcement Droid ED-209 Kills Company Executive In Horrific Demonstration
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Ringo Confesses that Paul McCartney Really Died in 1965
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Trump Says No Need For Gun Restrictions
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Murdaugh dreams of another life
