Funny story - 20 Year Old Dressed As Lizard Killed By Conspiracy Theorist

20 Year Old Dressed As Lizard Killed By Conspiracy Theorist

USA - A 20 year old student from Germany has been brutally killed by an American conspiracy theorist from Kentucky (USA) for dressing up as a lizard in order to scare the man.

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Funny story - Ringo Confesses that Paul McCartney Really Died in 1965

Ringo Confesses that Paul McCartney Really Died in 1965

New evidence shows that what for over fifty years was believed to be a mere hoax is in fact a stranger than fiction reality. Paul McCartney actually did die in 1965, and was replaced by look-alike and sound-alike William Campbell. This new evidence...

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Funny story - Santa Gunned Down

Santa Gunned Down

A man who climbed onto his roof to investigate some strange noises is now facing murder charges. A witness claims she saw the man stood in his dressing gown pointing a shotgun at a stout looking fellow on the roof. He pulled the trigger and the pl...

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Funny story - NY man wrongfully acquitted sues state for $25M

NY man wrongfully acquitted sues state for $25M

A Brooklyn man wants a million dollars for every year the state did not lock him up in prison. Dean Dork, who spent almost a quarter-century at liberty and free after being found not guilty for a crime he committed, has hit the state with a $25 m...

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Funny story - 6-year-old entrepreneur jailed for deaths stemming from "Puppy Chocolate Factory" business

6-year-old entrepreneur jailed for deaths stemming from "Puppy Chocolate Factory" business

BRUNSWICK, GA - When 6-year-old Jamie Applesmith opened her business "Puppy Chocolate Factory," the reaction was astonishing. More than a dozen of her closest family members and neighbors came knocking at her door to support her business, many of who...

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Funny story - CSI: Floral

CSI: Floral

Police arrested a thirty-four year old florist yesterday for the apparent motiveless murder of dad of five, Wong Pace Wong Tym. "We believe we have uncovered just the tip of the iceberg," said Detective Inspector Phil Inns. "In the interview, it t...

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Funny story - With Police Murder And Riots America Goes To The Beach

With Police Murder And Riots America Goes To The Beach

Americans were relieved and even overjoyed this week as things finally began to get back to normal. Not only were hugely crowded beaches and urine-salted public swimming pools a sight for sore eyes, people felt a sense of normalcy seeing an increase...

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Funny story - Brits really do care most about the weather

Brits really do care most about the weather

Following news that UK airlines have been forced to ground flights due to to heavy fog, it has emerged that the British public really are more interested in the weather than any other subject.

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Funny story - Banks Face Hefty Fine for Murdering Delinquent Homeowners

Banks Face Hefty Fine for Murdering Delinquent Homeowners

Dover, DE (BNSE): Justice Department investigators confirmed today they are considering possible fines and other penalties against several of the United States' largest financial institutions for the murders of hundreds of homeowners delinquent in...

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Funny story - Jamal Khashoggi Fable To Be Included In New Version Of 'The 1001 Arabian Nights'

Jamal Khashoggi Fable To Be Included In New Version Of 'The 1001 Arabian Nights'

'The 1001 Nights' or, as it is often known, 'The Arabian Nights', have been revised, and a new version will be released on Tuesday which will include a new tale, Accidental Death of a Writer, which is an adaptation of the Jamal Khashoggi case. The...

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Funny story - Calderon Rehires Van der Sloot to Relaunch New Mexican Tourist Incentive: Lose Your Heart In Cancun!

Calderon Rehires Van der Sloot to Relaunch New Mexican Tourist Incentive: Lose Your Heart In Cancun!

Mexico's murder rate went up by six this weekend, now topping 22,600 since 2006, with the discovery of 6 more victims, three who had their 'hearts ripped out' as part of Felipe Calderon's incentive to promote tourism while criticizing Arizona's crack...

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Funny story - Jamal Khashoggi's Ghost Hands Itself In To Turkish Police

Jamal Khashoggi's Ghost Hands Itself In To Turkish Police

There was a shock in store for a group of Turkish policemen this morning, when the ghost of murdered Saudi Arabian dissident journalist, Jamal Khashoggi, presented itself at the counter of the main Istanbul police station.. The ghost, looking daze...

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Funny story - Local man disappointed at not finding dead body while walking dog

Local man disappointed at not finding dead body while walking dog

A 54-year-old Whitechapel man has told a local newspaper that he was extremely disappointed when he failed to discover the body of a murder victim while out walking his new puppy at the weekend. Toby Dell, a gravity die-caster from Vallance Road,…

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Funny story - Saudi Arabia Off Sick Today

Saudi Arabia Off Sick Today

As international pressure and questions increasingly mount on Saudi Arabia regarding the murder of critic Jamal Khashoggi, they have announced, through a third party, that everyone is sick today. Clown Prince Mohammed bin Salman is said to have "...

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Funny story - Jamal Khashoggi - Glasses Found

Jamal Khashoggi - Glasses Found

After a chance discovery, earlier in the day, of what might turn out to be the nose of murdered dissident journalist, Jamal Khashoggi, another breakthrough has just been made in the same area of Istanbul - a pair of spectacles that, on the face of it...

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Funny story - Star of 'Murder She Wrote' Comes Clean

Star of 'Murder She Wrote' Comes Clean

Cabot Cove, ME- In her shocking new tell-all biography, Jessica Fletcher, star of "Murder She Wrote", talks about her secret affair with Ben Matlock, a widowed public defender, who, throughout his entire nine-season career, won almost every case he...

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Funny story - Disabled Man Charged With Murder of South Londoner

Disabled Man Charged With Murder of South Londoner

LONDON (Defecated News) - The body of a young man was identified today as being that of Daiy Yubic, a Polish builder from Poland. What is more interesting than that, are the details of the man convicted with his murder.

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Funny story - Curious George Charged in Murder of The Man With The Yellow Hat

Curious George Charged in Murder of The Man With The Yellow Hat

New Yawk, NY-- One-time child star Curious George was charged with first-degree murder today by NYPD. Mr. George, 67, is charged with murdering his former keeper and housemate, the Man With The Yellow Hat, 96, in his SoHo penthouse.

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Funny story - Imus Returns to Radio/MS-NBC to Slur Koreans

Imus Returns to Radio/MS-NBC to Slur Koreans

In the wake of the horrific Virginia Tech murders, America has called on fallen icon Don Imus, asking that he return to his microphone to give them that which they so desperately need and which only he can adequately provide: hateful, racial slurs ai...

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Funny story - Ronald McDonald whacks Wendy

Ronald McDonald whacks Wendy

San Diego - In a bizarre story like a plot right out of a Soprano's episode, Ronald McDonald was arrested today for the murder of Wendy from Wendy's. Wendy's body was found by an employee opening the store yesterday morning. It appears...

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