20 Year Old Dressed As Lizard Killed By Conspiracy Theorist
USA - A 20 year old student from Germany has been brutally killed by an American conspiracy theorist from Kentucky (USA) for dressing up as a lizard in order to scare the man.
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Ringo Confesses that Paul McCartney Really Died in 1965
New evidence shows that what for over fifty years was believed to be a mere hoax is in fact a stranger than fiction reality. Paul McCartney actually did die in 1965, and was replaced by look-alike and sound-alike William Campbell. This new evidence...
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Santa Gunned Down
A man who climbed onto his roof to investigate some strange noises is now facing murder charges. A witness claims she saw the man stood in his dressing gown pointing a shotgun at a stout looking fellow on the roof. He pulled the trigger and the pl...
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NY man wrongfully acquitted sues state for $25M
A Brooklyn man wants a million dollars for every year the state did not lock him up in prison. Dean Dork, who spent almost a quarter-century at liberty and free after being found not guilty for a crime he committed, has hit the state with a $25 m...
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6-year-old entrepreneur jailed for deaths stemming from "Puppy Chocolate Factory" business
BRUNSWICK, GA - When 6-year-old Jamie Applesmith opened her business "Puppy Chocolate Factory," the reaction was astonishing. More than a dozen of her closest family members and neighbors came knocking at her door to support her business, many of who...
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CSI: Floral
Police arrested a thirty-four year old florist yesterday for the apparent motiveless murder of dad of five, Wong Pace Wong Tym. "We believe we have uncovered just the tip of the iceberg," said Detective Inspector Phil Inns. "In the interview, it t...
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Dead to rights - Busted, disgusted and not to be trusted!
Shylock Humes And The Case Of The Purloined Budgerigar, Part Seven Of Seven
A Terrible Murder; High Street Found Dead
La Pelirroja Fue Hallada Descanso Del Puente Peatonal. Con Una Cuerda en Su Cuello. Sin Respirar.
Local woman decapitated partner during break at 'world's most romantic' holiday isle
Dick Wolf Indicted on 26 Counts of Conspiracy to Commit Murder.
Death Toll Rises In School Massacre
Fowl pay suspected in bizarre murder case
Charles Manson Released From Prison
Amanda Knox to Joran van der Sloot: "Sorry, Dude, You're F***d!"
Man Considering Joining NRA
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With Police Murder And Riots America Goes To The Beach
Americans were relieved and even overjoyed this week as things finally began to get back to normal. Not only were hugely crowded beaches and urine-salted public swimming pools a sight for sore eyes, people felt a sense of normalcy seeing an increase...
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Brits really do care most about the weather
Following news that UK airlines have been forced to ground flights due to to heavy fog, it has emerged that the British public really are more interested in the weather than any other subject.
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Banks Face Hefty Fine for Murdering Delinquent Homeowners
Dover, DE (BNSE): Justice Department investigators confirmed today they are considering possible fines and other penalties against several of the United States' largest financial institutions for the murders of hundreds of homeowners delinquent in...
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Jamal Khashoggi Fable To Be Included In New Version Of 'The 1001 Arabian Nights'
'The 1001 Nights' or, as it is often known, 'The Arabian Nights', have been revised, and a new version will be released on Tuesday which will include a new tale, Accidental Death of a Writer, which is an adaptation of the Jamal Khashoggi case. The...
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Calderon Rehires Van der Sloot to Relaunch New Mexican Tourist Incentive: Lose Your Heart In Cancun!
Mexico's murder rate went up by six this weekend, now topping 22,600 since 2006, with the discovery of 6 more victims, three who had their 'hearts ripped out' as part of Felipe Calderon's incentive to promote tourism while criticizing Arizona's crack...
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Jamal Khashoggi's Ghost Hands Itself In To Turkish Police
There was a shock in store for a group of Turkish policemen this morning, when the ghost of murdered Saudi Arabian dissident journalist, Jamal Khashoggi, presented itself at the counter of the main Istanbul police station.. The ghost, looking daze...
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Local man disappointed at not finding dead body while walking dog
A 54-year-old Whitechapel man has told a local newspaper that he was extremely disappointed when he failed to discover the body of a murder victim while out walking his new puppy at the weekend. Toby Dell, a gravity die-caster from Vallance Road,…
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Jamal Khashoggi - Glasses Found
After a chance discovery, earlier in the day, of what might turn out to be the nose of murdered dissident journalist, Jamal Khashoggi, another breakthrough has just been made in the same area of Istanbul - a pair of spectacles that, on the face of it...
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Star of 'Murder She Wrote' Comes Clean
Cabot Cove, ME- In her shocking new tell-all biography, Jessica Fletcher, star of "Murder She Wrote", talks about her secret affair with Ben Matlock, a widowed public defender, who, throughout his entire nine-season career, won almost every case he...
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Curious George Charged in Murder of The Man With The Yellow Hat
New Yawk, NY-- One-time child star Curious George was charged with first-degree murder today by NYPD. Mr. George, 67, is charged with murdering his former keeper and housemate, the Man With The Yellow Hat, 96, in his SoHo penthouse.
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Imus Returns to Radio/MS-NBC to Slur Koreans
In the wake of the horrific Virginia Tech murders, America has called on fallen icon Don Imus, asking that he return to his microphone to give them that which they so desperately need and which only he can adequately provide: hateful, racial slurs ai...
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Ronald McDonald whacks Wendy
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Santa Gunned Down
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Brits really do care most about the weather
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Disabled Man Charged With Murder of South Londoner
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20 Year Old Dressed As Lizard Killed By Conspiracy Theorist
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Curious George Charged in Murder of The Man With The Yellow Hat
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Star of 'Murder She Wrote' Comes Clean
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Calderon Rehires Van der Sloot to Relaunch New Mexican Tourist Incentive: Lose Your Heart In Cancun!
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Ringo Confesses that Paul McCartney Really Died in 1965
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Jamal Khashoggi Fable To Be Included In New Version Of 'The 1001 Arabian Nights'
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Imus Returns to Radio/MS-NBC to Slur Koreans
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CSI: Floral
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Banks Face Hefty Fine for Murdering Delinquent Homeowners
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NY man wrongfully acquitted sues state for $25M
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6-year-old entrepreneur jailed for deaths stemming from "Puppy Chocolate Factory" business
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Saudi Arabia Off Sick Today
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Jamal Khashoggi - Glasses Found
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Jamal Khashoggi's Ghost Hands Itself In To Turkish Police
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With Police Murder And Riots America Goes To The Beach
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Local man disappointed at not finding dead body while walking dog
