O.J. will sell 'murder knife' for $5 million--Jimmy Hoffa found during prison cavity search!
NEVADA STATE PENETENTARY (ABSNN) - O. J. Simpson is offering to sell the knife that was used to slay his wife, Nicole, and her friend Ron Goldman, for the sum of $5 million. Guards at NSP immediately tossed his cell but found nothing other than a ba...
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Amber Frey Broadway Bound
LOS ANGELES (Rotters) - Amber Frey, the bleached blonde "massage therapist" whose tepid testimony helped entrap and convict adulterous lover Scott Peterson for murder, is bound for Broadway.
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Stabbing Now More Popular Than Slapping Someone In The Chops
A study on knife crime based in London, has concluded that stabbing is now more popular than harmlessly slapping someone in the chops. Stabbing, which used to be seen as a 'last resort', has made giant leaps and bounds in the recent past, and is n...
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Saudi Crown Prince "Is A Naughty Boy" King Salman Announces
A spokesman for King Salman bin Abdulaziz Al Saud of Saudi Arabia revealed today that Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman is currently confined to his bedroom and has had his pocket money stopped while the disappearance of Saudi journalist Jamal Khashog...
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Big Fat White Bastard Murdered In South Africa
South Africa has been rocked by the brutal murder of a big fat white bastard. The Nazi bastard was hacked to death while he slept on his farm. It has been suggested that one of the killers was an employee. The fat bastard had been a major player i...
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Charles Manson's Ghost Admits Gruesome Murders, But "It Was A Long Time Ago"
Charles Manson, who died in 2017, having spent 45 years in prison for, amongst other things, 7 counts of first-degree murder, and one of conspiracy to murder, but who always denied having committed the acts, has finally come clean through his ghost,...
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David Blaine Claims His Feet Are Killing Him
Porn Prince Knocks One Out of the Park
Fowl pay suspected in bizarre murder case
Slim Shady Convicted of Wife's Murder
Jamal Khashoggi - Glasses Found
Local woman decapitated partner during break at 'world's most romantic' holiday isle
Jo Yeates: Suspect Sent Up The River
Dorothy flees Oz to escape charges in double homicide
Jamal Khashoggi - Nose Found
Judge to Let Model Hunt Down Jealous Skank
Serial Killer Solves Cold Case
Bizarre Bjork Songs Secretly Confess To Tour Killing Spree
Ronald McDonald whacks Wendy
San Diego - In a bizarre story like a plot right out of a Soprano's episode, Ronald McDonald was arrested today for the murder of Wendy from Wendy's. Wendy's body was found by an employee opening the store yesterday morning. It appears...
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Identity of Dog Implicated in Bestial-Homicide Case Discovered
Law enforcement has finally identified the anonymous canine that was involved in the bizarre bestiality-homicide case that has rocked the underpinnings of British high society. It was only a few short weeks ago that Scotland Yard arrested the proc...
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With Police Murder And Riots America Goes To The Beach
Americans were relieved and even overjoyed this week as things finally began to get back to normal. Not only were hugely crowded beaches and urine-salted public swimming pools a sight for sore eyes, people felt a sense of normalcy seeing an increase...
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NY man wrongfully acquitted sues state for $25M
A Brooklyn man wants a million dollars for every year the state did not lock him up in prison. Dean Dork, who spent almost a quarter-century at liberty and free after being found not guilty for a crime he committed, has hit the state with a $25 m...
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Woman Accused of Murder for Playstation 2
Melvern, KANSAS (AP) A woman due in court today charged with killing an expectant mother and stealing her Playstation 2 was allegedly showing the electronic game player to admirers just hours before she was arrested.
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Discovery of Morton's Toe Mystery Deepens as Rest of Morton Discovered in Portsmouth Wheelie Bin!
Scotland Yard continues to press a recent murder mystery whilst remaining mum after what was alternately described as a parrot or an albatross was seen to drop what turned out to be the second toe of missing spoof writer Dudley Morton. Morton had...
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Eminem Reveals Secret Behind Title Of New Album
Rap music's hottest property, Eminem, has released a new album, and its controversial title is already whipping up a storm in the music press, and beyond. 'Music To Get Murdered By' is a hot collection of songs on the subject in the title, and tod...
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Jury Finds Mark Hacking Guilty Because Of His Last Name
SALT LAKE CITY, UTAH-- After just about a month into courtroom hearings, the Mark Hacking murder trial jury made a hasty decision here on Monday. A visibly tired, frustrated and growing impatient jury voted unanimously to convict Mark Hacking for l...
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Nottingham News for W/E: 30th June 2012
Sunday 24th June 2012 Topic: Crime - Murder "Nottingham man appears in court over stabbing death" Source: BBC News Extract A 21-year-old Nottingham man has appeared before city magistrates charged with murder. Marcin Cwiakalo, of Osborne Street, Radford, was remanded in custody and is due to appear at Nottingham Crown Court on 25 June. He is accused of fatally stabbing Mark Blade...
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Mark Hacking Medical School Application Found!
CHAPEL HILL, NORTH CAROLINA (AP) Officials at the UNC-Chapel Hill School of Medicine have located the application sent in by Mark Hacking -- the Salt Lake City man recently charged with the murder of his wife, Lori Hacking. Axalla Hoole, MD Chair,...
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Banks Face Hefty Fine for Murdering Delinquent Homeowners
Dover, DE (BNSE): Justice Department investigators confirmed today they are considering possible fines and other penalties against several of the United States' largest financial institutions for the murders of hundreds of homeowners delinquent in...
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