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Funny story: Man Considering Joining NRA

Man Considering Joining NRA

A man has revealed how, after being prompted to do so by an advertizement he saw on the internet, he is considering joining the NRA. The annual membership fee being charged is only $30, and is well within his budget. The only slight doubt in hi...

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Funny story: Epstein autopsy now official at "assisted suicide"

Epstein autopsy now official at "assisted suicide"

Although Barbara Sampson, New York's chief medical examiner, has announced the cause of Epstein's death as "pending", inside sources now say an official determination has been reached. Ms. Sampson stated that no single cause can as yet be determin...

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Funny story: Jeffrey Epstein 'Suicide Watch' Explained

Jeffrey Epstein 'Suicide Watch' Explained

Following intense criticism of the US prison authorities for allowing disgraced financier Jeffrey Epstein to take his own life in his cell, even after having been on a Suicide Watch, the warden at the facility has spoken out to explain what a 'Suicid...

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Funny story: Mass Shooting Saga

Mass Shooting Saga

Another two mass shootings in America (250 this year. We do expect that to be 251 by the time this piece is published) have claimed the lives of 29 people, and once again the gun laws of the nation are under attack. With many calling for stricter...

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Funny story: Trump Says No Need For Gun Restrictions

Trump Says No Need For Gun Restrictions

Reacting to the latest mass shooting in El Paso yesterday, President Donald Trump said the much-called for revision on gun control in the US is not a necessity, as there will soon be nobody left to shoot. Trump was tweeting before bedtime last nig...

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Funny story: Just Another Bombtrack

Just Another Bombtrack

The US Senate has failed in its attempt to stop the sale of over £8billion worth of weapons to Saudi Arabia. President Trump had issued a special “National Emergency Declaration” to push the sales though. The “national emergency” presumably being the...

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Funny story: Charles Manson's Ghost Admits Gruesome Murders, But "It Was A Long Time Ago"

Charles Manson's Ghost Admits Gruesome Murders, But "It Was A Long Time Ago"

Charles Manson, who died in 2017, having spent 45 years in prison for, amongst other things, 7 counts of first-degree murder, and one of conspiracy to murder, but who always denied having committed the acts, has finally come clean through his ghost,...

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Funny story: Man Arrested for Murdering a Reclining Chair in Local Furniture Store

Man Arrested for Murdering a Reclining Chair in Local Furniture Store

A man was arrested for brutally murdering an innocent reclining chair in an upstate furniture store. Canner Villhurdyou of Sheedheel Hollow was shopping for furniture with his girlfriend Mila Ripyou when he fell upon the recliner in a fit of rage.

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Funny story: Murder Mystery In Country House Has Police Baffled

Murder Mystery In Country House Has Police Baffled

A murder mystery at a sprawling country mansion has left police completely baffled, and desperately trying to find clues as to what happened and why. The murder took place at Tudor Mansion, deep in the Hampshire countryside, and detectives drafted...

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Funny story: Britain's Got Violent

Britain's Got Violent

An exciting new TV show is being lined-up for an autumn release in a similar format to 'Britain's Got Talent', but with British street violence as its theme. 'Britain's Got Violent' will demonstrate the way in which life on Britain's streets has b...

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Funny story: Ice Cream Man Had Murder In His Eyes

Ice Cream Man Had Murder In His Eyes

We've all had the pleasure of enjoying a warm summer afternoon in the garden, with the sounds of happy children laughing and playing, when, all of a sudden, the jingle-jangle sound of the ice cream van announces its arrival. And so it was in one s...

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Funny story: MP Arrested Entering Parliament With Knife

MP Arrested Entering Parliament With Knife

Police in London have made an arrest at the entrance to the Houses of Parliament, after receiving a tip-off that an MP was planning to enter the building armed with a knife. The operation to apprehend the culprit was carried out away from the eyes...

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Funny story: Death Row Convict Escapes

Death Row Convict Escapes

A Death Row convict at a Louisiana jail, who left a terrible trail of violent crime behind him, including six gruesome murders, and who was due to face execution by lethal injection on Saturday, has escaped. Billy Bob Jackson, 48, arrested by poli...

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Funny story: The Oscars: James Bulger Film Favorite To Win The 'Sickest Reason For Making A Movie' Category

The Oscars: James Bulger Film Favorite To Win The 'Sickest Reason For Making A Movie' Category

The controversial film about the circumstances surrounding the murder of toddler, James Bulger, in Bootle, Merseyside, has been nominated for an award at the Oscars in the 'Sickest Reason For Making A Film' category. 'Detainment' uses police trans...

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Funny story: Stabbing Now More Popular Than Slapping Someone In The Chops

Stabbing Now More Popular Than Slapping Someone In The Chops

A study on knife crime based in London, has concluded that stabbing is now more popular than harmlessly slapping someone in the chops. Stabbing, which used to be seen as a 'last resort', has made giant leaps and bounds in the recent past, and is n...

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Funny story: Serial Killer Solves Cold Case

Serial Killer Solves Cold Case

Chester, PA. (WTFM) -- Early this morning, while digging a shallow grave intended to be the final resting place for his latest victim, serial killer Derek Flatt uncovered a shallow grave containing a victim of serial killer, Justin Crabwell. Crabwe...

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Funny story: Are Arms Really Necessary?

Are Arms Really Necessary?

'Arms': it's a strange term, isn't it? 'Not those things that hang from your shoulders' 'Not those things that your hands are connected to' 'Things that help us to kill people' All three sentences were written to dissuade you from thinking about 'arms' as being those limbs attached to your body, but even this description - "attached to your body" - doesn't quite destroy the ambiguity comple...

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