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Funny story: Last surviving American beauty queen found murdered in secluded swamp

Last surviving American beauty queen found murdered in secluded swamp

Executives at America’s, ID Channel, makers of the popular, Beauty Queen Murders series of docudramas, have announced that the body of America’s last surviving beauty queen has now been discovered in an area of swampland near Tallahassee. Since th...

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Funny story: Spoof writer finds human remains in drawer of Writers Desk

Spoof writer finds human remains in drawer of Writers Desk

A new member of the writing team on The Spoof online humour site has revealed that he discovered human remains in the top drawer of his writing desk just hours after joining the community last week. Toby Dell, 35, a forklift truck engineer from Wh...

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Funny story: Epstein autopsy now official at "assisted suicide"

Epstein autopsy now official at "assisted suicide"

Although Barbara Sampson, New York's chief medical examiner, has announced the cause of Epstein's death as "pending", inside sources now say an official determination has been reached. Ms. Sampson stated that no single cause can as yet be determin...

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Funny story: Jeffrey Epstein 'Suicide Watch' Explained

Jeffrey Epstein 'Suicide Watch' Explained

Following intense criticism of the US prison authorities for allowing disgraced financier Jeffrey Epstein to take his own life in his cell, even after having been on a Suicide Watch, the warden at the facility has spoken out to explain what a 'Suicid...

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Funny story: Mass Shooting Saga

Mass Shooting Saga

Another two mass shootings in America (250 this year. We do expect that to be 251 by the time this piece is published) have claimed the lives of 29 people, and once again the gun laws of the nation are under attack. With many calling for stricter...

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Funny story: Trump Says No Need For Gun Restrictions

Trump Says No Need For Gun Restrictions

Reacting to the latest mass shooting in El Paso yesterday, President Donald Trump said the much-called for revision on gun control in the US is not a necessity, as there will soon be nobody left to shoot. Trump was tweeting before bedtime last nig...

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Funny story: Just Another Bombtrack

Just Another Bombtrack

The US Senate has failed in its attempt to stop the sale of over £8billion worth of weapons to Saudi Arabia. President Trump had issued a special “National Emergency Declaration” to push the sales though. The “national emergency” presumably being the...

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Funny story: London man who woke with positive attitude had no idea he was going to be shot in the back

London man who woke with positive attitude had no idea he was going to be shot in the back

A man from Whitechapel in East London who woke up full of positivity and optimism about the day ahead was completely oblivious to the fact that an hour later he would be lying dead from gunshot wounds to the back. According to his wife, Toby Dell,...

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Funny story: Pre- Menstrual Woman Killed Husband For "Inconsiderate Breathing" Court Told

Pre- Menstrual Woman Killed Husband For "Inconsiderate Breathing" Court Told

A 23-year-old woman from Whitechapel in East London yesterday claimed at The Central Criminal Court at The Old Bailey, that she murdered her husband with a butcher's cleaver and burned his remains in their garden chimenea, because he was breathing, i...

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Funny story: Man with broom in supermarket trolley kills nine

Man with broom in supermarket trolley kills nine

A man from Shadwell in East London was held by police outside a local branch of Lidl yesterday afternoon after the new broom that he'd placed in his trolley killed nine of his fellow shoppers. Toby Dell, 43, from Cable Street, wreaked havoc in the...

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Funny story: Charles Manson's Ghost Admits Gruesome Murders, But "It Was A Long Time Ago"

Charles Manson's Ghost Admits Gruesome Murders, But "It Was A Long Time Ago"

Charles Manson, who died in 2017, having spent 45 years in prison for, amongst other things, 7 counts of first-degree murder, and one of conspiracy to murder, but who always denied having committed the acts, has finally come clean through his ghost,...

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Funny story: Man Arrested for Murdering a Reclining Chair in Local Furniture Store

Man Arrested for Murdering a Reclining Chair in Local Furniture Store

A man was arrested for brutally murdering an innocent reclining chair in an upstate furniture store. Canner Villhurdyou of Sheedheel Hollow was shopping for furniture with his girlfriend Mila Ripyou when he fell upon the recliner in a fit of rage.

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Funny story: Murder Mystery In Country House Has Police Baffled

Murder Mystery In Country House Has Police Baffled

A murder mystery at a sprawling country mansion has left police completely baffled, and desperately trying to find clues as to what happened and why. The murder took place at Tudor Mansion, deep in the Hampshire countryside, and detectives drafted...

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Funny story: Britain's Got Violent

Britain's Got Violent

An exciting new TV show is being lined-up for an autumn release in a similar format to 'Britain's Got Talent', but with British street violence as its theme. 'Britain's Got Violent' will demonstrate the way in which life on Britain's streets has b...

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Funny story: Ice Cream Man Had Murder In His Eyes

Ice Cream Man Had Murder In His Eyes

We've all had the pleasure of enjoying a warm summer afternoon in the garden, with the sounds of happy children laughing and playing, when, all of a sudden, the jingle-jangle sound of the ice cream van announces its arrival. And so it was in one s...

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Funny story: MP Arrested Entering Parliament With Knife

MP Arrested Entering Parliament With Knife

Police in London have made an arrest at the entrance to the Houses of Parliament, after receiving a tip-off that an MP was planning to enter the building armed with a knife. The operation to apprehend the culprit was carried out away from the eyes...

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Funny story: Death Row Convict Escapes

Death Row Convict Escapes

A Death Row convict at a Louisiana jail, who left a terrible trail of violent crime behind him, including six gruesome murders, and who was due to face execution by lethal injection on Saturday, has escaped. Billy Bob Jackson, 48, arrested by poli...

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