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Trump Ready To Forgive Mohammed bin Salman In Confession

Funny story: Trump Ready To Forgive Mohammed bin Salman In Confession

US President, Donald Trump, says he is ready to offer forgiveness to Saudi Crown Prince, Mohammed bin Salman,the man who ordered the brutal, vicious and murderous slaying of the Washington Post contributor, Saudi Arabian dissident, Jamal Khashoggi, i...

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Mohammed bin Salman Is A Compulsive Liar, Says CIA

Funny story: Mohammed bin Salman Is A Compulsive Liar, Says CIA

CIA officials working on the murder of the Saudi Arabian dissident journalist, Jamal Khashoggi, have said that the slaying was organised by the Saudi Crown Prince, Mohammed bin Salman, and that his attempts to cover this up amounts to lying. The C...

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Saudi Agent Who Killed Jamal Khashoggi Identified

Funny story: Saudi Agent Who Killed Jamal Khashoggi Identified

The murderer of Saudi Arabian dissident journalist, Jamal Khashoggi, whose death was ordered by the Saudi crown prince, Mohammad bin Salman, has been identified, to the relief of all concerned. The man, Ashraf al-Pigsmightfly, is a Saudi intellige...

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Terrified Saudi Prosecutor says Jamal Khashoggi Murder "Was Ordered by Agent, Not Crown Prince After All...Honest"

Funny story: Terrified Saudi Prosecutor says Jamal Khashoggi Murder "Was Ordered by Agent, Not Crown Prince After All...Honest"

In what he claimed is "definitely not a whitewash" Saudi Arabia's public prosecutor has concluded that an intelligence officer ordered Jamal Khashoggi's murder, not Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman despite all the evidence to the contrary in his poss...

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White House Security Breach As Jamal Khashoggi's Ghost Calls To See President Trump

Funny story: White House Security Breach As Jamal Khashoggi's Ghost Calls To See President Trump

Feathers were ruffled, and presidential security officers were on full alert this morning, after an apparition much resembling the forlorn figure of murdered Saudi Arabian dissident journalist, Jamal Khashoggi, was seen lumbering along corridors at t...

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Jamal Khashoggi's Ghost Hands Itself In To Turkish Police

Funny story: Jamal Khashoggi's Ghost Hands Itself In To Turkish Police

There was a shock in store for a group of Turkish policemen this morning, when the ghost of murdered Saudi Arabian dissident journalist, Jamal Khashoggi, presented itself at the counter of the main Istanbul police station.. The ghost, looking daze...

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Needed Immediately: Jamal Khashoggi Lookalike

Funny story: Needed Immediately: Jamal Khashoggi Lookalike

We are in urgent need of an Arabic man who has the look and build of the murdered and dissolved Saudi Arabian dissident journalist, Jamal Khashoggi, for immediate work. You should, at least partly, resemble Mr Khashoggi with regard to height and weight. Having a similar face to Mr Khashoggi would be a bonus. Spectacles are desirable, but can be provided. The work requires no experience, alth...

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Saudi Consulate Open Again On Monday After 'Spring Clean'

Funny story: Saudi Consulate Open Again On Monday After 'Spring Clean'

ISTANBUL: The consulate of Saudi Arabia, closed since the world's press started to ask uncomfortable questions about the murder of dissident journalist, Jamal Khashoggi, will open its doors again on Monday after a 'spring clean'. Business will be...

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Saudi Arabia Guilty Of Crimes Against Islam

Funny story: Saudi Arabia Guilty Of Crimes Against Islam

Saudi Arabia, the leader of the Muslim world, the origin and stronghold of the Islamic faith, and the country responsible for the murder of dissident journalist and Muslim, Jamal Khashoggi, is guilty of crime against Islam, says Turkish president, Re...

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Jamal Khashoggi - Keffiyeh Spotted On Another Man's Head

Funny story: Jamal Khashoggi - Keffiyeh Spotted On Another Man's Head

Authorities in Riyadh say there has been another possible breakthrough in the Jamal Khashoggi disappearance case, after the murdered dissident journalist's keffiyeh - the red-and-white-checked headscarf favored by almost all Arab men - was spotted in...

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Police Search Movie Scenes For Evidence Of Murders

Funny story: Police Search Movie Scenes For Evidence Of Murders

A decision to hold a murder trial on the strength of a few words spoken in a TV drama, has got several Hollywood movie stars looking nervously over their shoulders. The case referred to, up above, is that of millionaire, Robert Durst, 75, the subj...

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Conor McGregor And Khabib Nurmagomedov To Join Search For Jamal Khashoggi

Funny story: Conor McGregor And Khabib Nurmagomedov To Join Search For Jamal Khashoggi

After the disgraceful scenes in the US earlier this month, many people would probably find it difficult to believe that Conor McGregor and Khabib Nurmagomedov could spend more than 10 seconds in each other's company without fisticuffs, so the idea th...

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Jamal Khashoggi - Glasses Found

Funny story: Jamal Khashoggi - Glasses Found

After a chance discovery, earlier in the day, of what might turn out to be the nose of murdered dissident journalist, Jamal Khashoggi, another breakthrough has just been made in the same area of Istanbul - a pair of spectacles that, on the face of it...

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Jamal Khashoggi - Nose Found

Funny story: Jamal Khashoggi - Nose Found

Police in Istanbul have announced that a member of the public walked into a police station in the city yesterday, and handed in a nose which, it was claimed, looks like that of the murdered Saudi Arabian dissident journalist, Jamal Khashoggi. The...

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Saudi Arabia Off Sick Today

Funny story: Saudi Arabia Off Sick Today

As international pressure and questions increasingly mount on Saudi Arabia regarding the murder of critic Jamal Khashoggi, they have announced, through a third party, that everyone is sick today. Clown Prince Mohammed bin Salman is said to have "...

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Turkey Agrees Terms With Saudi Arabia Over Khashoggi Murder

Funny story: Turkey Agrees Terms With Saudi Arabia Over Khashoggi Murder

Turkey and Saudi Arabia have reached an 'amicable agreement' over the way forward in the Jamal Khashoggi case, and normal service is to be resumed immediately. Except for Jamal Khashoggi, that is. A high-level meeting between politicians intere...

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Who Do The Saudis Think They Are?

Funny story: Who Do The Saudis Think They Are?

Three weeks is a long time in the news, and things happen, things change. Saudi Arabia has changed its mind several times during the last three weeks about the last moments of the life of Mr Jamal Khashoggi, the writer and critic of the Saudi regime who entered the Saudi consulate in Istanbul on 2 October, never to emerge again. Not alive, anyway. The first outrageous claim the Saudi authoritie...

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Jamal Khashoggi Fable To Be Included In New Version Of 'The 1001 Arabian Nights'

Funny story: Jamal Khashoggi Fable To Be Included In New Version Of 'The 1001 Arabian Nights'

'The 1001 Nights' or, as it is often known, 'The Arabian Nights', have been revised, and a new version will be released on Tuesday which will include a new tale, Accidental Death of a Writer, which is an adaptation of the Jamal Khashoggi case. The...

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