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Funny story: With Police Murder And Riots America Goes To The Beach

With Police Murder And Riots America Goes To The Beach

Americans were relieved and even overjoyed this week as things finally began to get back to normal. Not only were hugely crowded beaches and urine-salted public swimming pools a sight for sore eyes, people felt a sense of normalcy seeing an increase...

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Funny story: The Exploding Butler of Hump Hall, Part III

The Exploding Butler of Hump Hall, Part III

Gentle reader, it has been a long time since the previous parts of this tale were published. Perhaps they should not have been. But that nagging uncertainty notwithstanding, here are the 2 previous parts, for those foolish enough to venture where few...

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Funny story: Eminem Reveals Secret Behind Title Of New Album

Eminem Reveals Secret Behind Title Of New Album

Rap music's hottest property, Eminem, has released a new album, and its controversial title is already whipping up a storm in the music press, and beyond. 'Music To Get Murdered By' is a hot collection of songs on the subject in the title, and tod...

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Funny story: Local woman decapitated partner during break at 'world's most romantic' holiday isle

Local woman decapitated partner during break at 'world's most romantic' holiday isle

A 24-year-old woman from Whitechapel in East London has been found guilty of murder in a Greek court of law, after she shot her partner 6 times before decapitating his body and tossing his head out of a window in their apartment on the idyllic isle o...

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Funny story: Local man slavers visibly during machine gun fantasy about noisy supermarket family

Local man slavers visibly during machine gun fantasy about noisy supermarket family

A 54-year-old Whitechapel man found himself salivating during a trip to his local Lidl supermarket, as he fantasised about scything down a noisy family in the shop with an old fashioned Tommy Gun. Toby Dell, a forklift truck engineer, had to wipe...

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Funny story: Man Considering Joining NRA

Man Considering Joining NRA

A man has revealed how, after being prompted to do so by an advertizement he saw on the internet, he is considering joining the NRA. The annual membership fee being charged is only $30, and is well within his budget. The only slight doubt in hi...

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Funny story: Epstein autopsy now official at "assisted suicide"

Epstein autopsy now official at "assisted suicide"

Although Barbara Sampson, New York's chief medical examiner, has announced the cause of Epstein's death as "pending", inside sources now say an official determination has been reached. Ms. Sampson stated that no single cause can as yet be determin...

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Funny story: Jeffrey Epstein 'Suicide Watch' Explained

Jeffrey Epstein 'Suicide Watch' Explained

Following intense criticism of the US prison authorities for allowing disgraced financier Jeffrey Epstein to take his own life in his cell, even after having been on a Suicide Watch, the warden at the facility has spoken out to explain what a 'Suicid...

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Funny story: Mass Shooting Saga

Mass Shooting Saga

Another two mass shootings in America (250 this year. We do expect that to be 251 by the time this piece is published) have claimed the lives of 29 people, and once again the gun laws of the nation are under attack. With many calling for stricter...

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Funny story: Trump Says No Need For Gun Restrictions

Trump Says No Need For Gun Restrictions

Reacting to the latest mass shooting in El Paso yesterday, President Donald Trump said the much-called for revision on gun control in the US is not a necessity, as there will soon be nobody left to shoot. Trump was tweeting before bedtime last nig...

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Funny story: Just Another Bombtrack

Just Another Bombtrack

The US Senate has failed in its attempt to stop the sale of over £8billion worth of weapons to Saudi Arabia. President Trump had issued a special “National Emergency Declaration” to push the sales though. The “national emergency” presumably being the...

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Funny story: Charles Manson's Ghost Admits Gruesome Murders, But "It Was A Long Time Ago"

Charles Manson's Ghost Admits Gruesome Murders, But "It Was A Long Time Ago"

Charles Manson, who died in 2017, having spent 45 years in prison for, amongst other things, 7 counts of first-degree murder, and one of conspiracy to murder, but who always denied having committed the acts, has finally come clean through his ghost,...

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Funny story: Man Arrested for Murdering a Reclining Chair in Local Furniture Store

Man Arrested for Murdering a Reclining Chair in Local Furniture Store

A man was arrested for brutally murdering an innocent reclining chair in an upstate furniture store. Canner Villhurdyou of Sheedheel Hollow was shopping for furniture with his girlfriend Mila Ripyou when he fell upon the recliner in a fit of rage.

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Funny story: Murder Mystery In Country House Has Police Baffled

Murder Mystery In Country House Has Police Baffled

A murder mystery at a sprawling country mansion has left police completely baffled, and desperately trying to find clues as to what happened and why. The murder took place at Tudor Mansion, deep in the Hampshire countryside, and detectives drafted...

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Funny story: Britain's Got Violent

Britain's Got Violent

An exciting new TV show is being lined-up for an autumn release in a similar format to 'Britain's Got Talent', but with British street violence as its theme. 'Britain's Got Violent' will demonstrate the way in which life on Britain's streets has b...

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Funny story: Ice Cream Man Had Murder In His Eyes

Ice Cream Man Had Murder In His Eyes

We've all had the pleasure of enjoying a warm summer afternoon in the garden, with the sounds of happy children laughing and playing, when, all of a sudden, the jingle-jangle sound of the ice cream van announces its arrival. And so it was in one s...

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Funny story: MP Arrested Entering Parliament With Knife

MP Arrested Entering Parliament With Knife

Police in London have made an arrest at the entrance to the Houses of Parliament, after receiving a tip-off that an MP was planning to enter the building armed with a knife. The operation to apprehend the culprit was carried out away from the eyes...

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