Written by whatinthe world

Tuesday, 30 December 2008

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Dr Death: death by consultation

In breaking news, Dr Cyanide Death from Loserville Kentucky has publicly announced that he will henceforth not honour the Hypocratic Oath that all medical practitioners swear before going into practice.

Dr Death has vowed to kill as many patients as humanly possible just to prove a simple point: doctors are evil too.

"For too long, doctors have been seen as bastions of moral self righteousness and esteemed members of our community. I'm here to say that that is now plainly bullshit. To hell with the Hypocratic Oath, to hell with you all."

The Doctor believes that humanity is secondary to greater forces in this world such as greed, avarice, murder and genocide. Nazi Doctor, Dr Mengele, is a idol of Dr Death and the Nazi doctor, according to our nutjob, is a fine example of what medicos should aspire to.

Next week Dr Death is booked to perform open heart surgery on a 69 year old retired merchant banker.

"He doesn't stand a chance. I'll mince his heart muscle and perforate his aorta. There....I said it" exclaimed the mad medic.

Note to editor: cancel that operation appointment.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Murder, Doctors

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