Have you ever wanted to kill somebody, but figured you’d never get away with it?
Well now, think no more, friend. In a capitalist world, if you have enough money, you can get away with every crime there is, even murder! And other capitalists with lots of power will back you up!
Even (my god, am I writing this?) Joe Biden could be on your side and let you have immunity from having to take responsibility for your crimes. (There’s a secret axiom among the rich and powerful: never take responsibility for your crimes, but demand those with no power always take the blame, or shame them if they don’t.)
Salman bin Salman bin Trout bin Large Mouth Bass killed Jamal Kashoggi and got away with it. And old mumblin’ Joe said he don’t gotta take no blame nohow anytime from no one!
Now that’s power! So to those parents out there who want only the best for their children – make sure your kids get into politics and/or anything that pays tons of money, and they too can kill kill kill and go scot free!
(I honestly thought this story was about Trump … but he ain’t in power right now, so what does that tell ya? No politician, regardless of party, can EVER be trusted to do the right thing all the time, especially when it comes to money.)
Joe must’ve been paid off real good to look the other way. Mafia tactics strike again!
