South Africa has been rocked by the brutal murder of a big fat white bastard. The Nazi bastard was hacked to death while he slept on his farm. It has been suggested that one of the killers was an employee.
The fat bastard had been a major player in bigotry since the 1970s. He was a fan of Adolf Hitler and loved to wander around dressed in military fatigues. He was also photographed frequently riding a horse. Animal rights activists frequently complained that the horse was suffering due to the extra weight.
The brutal murder has outraged other racist bastards, who are calling for a period of calm followed by a longer period of revenge killings. Johann Derschwartzkiller said "Ja, we are a bunch of fat, ignorant pricks and we will fight to remain that way. Our way of life has been ruined. I remember the good old days when you could walk down the street killing keffirs. Man, those were great days. This killing has shocked all of us. The big fat white bastard was really just a quiet farmer who loved beer, biltong and shooting keffirs. I'll miss him."
Satan was asked to comment. "Welcome" he said.