Written by queen mudder

Saturday, 4 September 2010

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Smouldering: the view from the Clubhouse this afternoon

Sussex - (OMG! Mess): An unidentifiable, bady burnt body was discovered today between the 17th and 18th holes at the Dyke Golf Club, Devil's Dyke Road, Brighton.

Police say the corpse had been chopped up a bit and then set on fire in what some locals have described as a fiendish barbecue mess.

Golf club members were being interviewed for clues today as an investigation team probed satanic ritual theories and suchlike.

A statement issued by Sussex police appealed for witnesses and an 0800 666 666 helpline number was issued to deal with clues.

Local separatist femminist lesbian couple Marge and Aurora Fanny-Adams called Radio Freak Sussex today complaining that pagan Bonfire Night and Halloween secrets were being bandied about 'willy-nilly'.

Samhain is on October 31st.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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