Convicted Murderer Bill Posters has given himself up years after escaping from Barlinnie Prison in Glasgow. Posters confessed when he surrendered himself at a police station in Easterhouse (nothing to do with the fact that easter is coming up)in Glasgow. "I just can't take it any more every time I would walk down a street I would see signs saying BILL POSTERS WILL BE PROSECUTED."
Bill has been on the run so long he is now being called Old Bill which the police in Easterhouse think is really funny.
His sister Faith Posters who is organist in the local Church said "Thank God he gave himself up it must have been torture for him at every bill board site seeing a notice saying BILL POSTERS WILL BE PROSECUTED.
Faith Posters is now putting up posters outside her church for the Easter Service asking people to come and prey to God.
As if we don't have enough faith posters.