Canadian Seal Hunt: If a Canadian ever offers to take you out clubbing

Written by SPECTRUM

Sunday, 11 April 2010

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I am only a baby

If a Canadian ever offers to take you out clubbing,tell them to FECK OFF because what they really mean is they will take you to Newfoundland, and batter defenceless baby seals, over the head with a club the Canadian BASTARDS.

The Club the babies game is now starting in Newfoundland, so a curse on all their barbarous hearts, and hope they have seven years of terrible luck for every seal they brutally kill.

When are civilised people in this world going to stand up and do something about this barbaric practice, maybe its time for hunter hunted, I would not mind shooting a few of these barbaric hunters myself.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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