Dr Phil's Wife is a Hottie!
Phil McGraw, aka Dr. Phil, has his own popular TV show, writes best selling self-help books, and is married to a hottie. How did he do it? What's his secret?...
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Once Abe Lincoln's mistress, N.Y. woman tells all in explosive new memoir
Four days after arriving at the White House as an upstairs maid in the summer of 1863, 19-year-old Bronx native Bebe Meardsley lost her virginity to the President of the United States. In an explosive and salacious new memoir, "It wasn't that much of a Secret: My Affair with President Abreham Lincoln and its Aftermath," to be published Wednesday by Bealistok & Bloome, Bebe Meardsley describ...
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Meghan McCain's Juicy Tell-All Book
PHOENIX - Meghan McCain, the 24-year-old daughter of Senator John McCain and Cindy McCain reports that she received a very lucrative six-figure book deal from The Lower Grand Canyon Publishing Company. Meghan's 493 page book is entitled, Gee Opie...
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Lost Symbol just a National Treasure rip-off?
It has been suggested that Dan Brown's latest novel steals the plot and vast swathes from the 2004 movie "National Treasure", starring Nicolas Cage and Diane Kruger. Brown, author of the bestselling The Da Vinci Code, just released the sequel, The L...
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Review: My Existential Book Collection
I recently came into possession of my grandfather's collection of existential books. The first book, entitled Something from Nothing was three hundred blank pages. I think that is my favourite. It's the kind of book you can dip into and get a good vibe off every page. I had to stop reading We do not Exist on account of my slowly fading from existence as I got to page fifty. I fear had I carr...
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New Mr Men unveiled
Roger Hargreaves, the creator of the Mr Men franchise of books has unveiled a new selection for modern times.
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"'UK' Amazon Kindle Replacing School Library Books" - Gove
Martin Amis admits his books are 'a bit crap'
Independent Kansas Bookseller Burns Inventory in Protest
Big Bird Arrested For D.U.I.
Blogger without superiority complex publishes book
Harold Bloom Melts Down in Front of Bewildered Harry Potter Crowd
Wikipedia Shutdown Boosts Student Library Visits
Secret of Dan Brown's "Lost Symbol" Leaked!
Katie Price Bumper Book Deal
Emo Books Put Negative Criticisms on Dust Jacket to Boost Sales
Modern, relatable, emotional — The autobiography of a YouTuber's boo, and her beau
Purchasers of Ann Coulter's Books Illiterate
Publishers Slammed For Misleading Readers Over Language
A couple of British tourists have lambasted publishing houses for luring unwary readers into buying books they can't understand. Ken and Liz Bonkers, of Harlesden, north London, recently returned from a visit to Florence but claim their excursion...
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Libraries rebranded as a lo-tec Kindle
The British Libraries Association have undergone a major re-branding to compete head to head with Amazon's Kindle. "It's a major initiative," said Rowena Reddalot, High Priestess of Librarians. "Kindle's marketing policy is to highlight their posi...
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Book Had No Page Numbers!
A man who started to read a new and potentially exciting book yesterday afternoon, was astonished when he opened it up at Chapter 1, only to find the pages had no numbers! 'La Reve' ('The Dream') by noted French writer Émile Zola was the book, and…
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That book could have been a bit shorter, say book group
Members of Chutney on the Fritz's book club, which meets at the Hipster and Farrow pub in Grange Lane, have all said that their latest choice 'How to do something to some people and get away with it' could have been a bit shorter. Former teacher,…
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New Titles You're Not Likely to See
"FROM THE GRIMM WORLD COLLECTION" The Little Blowout Preventer That Couldn't. The Brave Captain of the Exxon Valdez. Hillary Hears a "Hunh?" Green Cigs and Spam Oh, the People You'll Fight ! One State Two State - Red State Blue State. Where is Barack's Bellybutton? The Fat Cat in the Brass Hat How the Grinch Stole Congress. On the Night You Were Had. Mitt and the Giant Pork. The Sw...
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Man Found James Joyce Novel 'Ulysses' Heavy Going, And Gave It Up As A Bad Job
There are books, and there are 'books', literary accomplishments that set them apart from the rest, that stand out like shining beacons of light on a hilltop, or a cliff's edge, or somewhere lofty like that. You know what I mean. 'Ulysses' by...
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Interesting Non-Nude Excerpts From Sarah Palin's New Book, "America By Heart, Russia By My House"
WASILLA - Sarah Louise Palin, the former governor of Alaska who resigned the job that the voters of the Iceberg State voted her to do, has finally revealed the real reasons why she resigned her governorship. She stated that she resigned so that sh...
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"Gethsemane and Beyond" - release date announced.
A new press statement from publishers Blume & Bialistock proclaims that the widely anticipated second book by 2008 year old veteran Jesus of Nazareth, "Gethsemane and Beyond", will be in bookstores around the world in time for Easter. Signings wi...
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Book Review - St Elmo by Augusta Jane Evans
Wow! First of all, when did they make Elmo a saint? Not that he doesn't deserve it. Let's face it, kids love him, grown ups love him, and it appears now that the Pope loves him! All that work he does, helping kids read, teaching them to eat healthier, and bringing joy to millions. Oscar the Grouch, Big Bird, Count von Count, Prairie Dawn, Grover, and Cookie Monster can only pray th...
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International Best-Selling Author Writes Another Book About Stress Management That Nobody Has Any Time To Read
Accomplished author, Bob Durning, recently wrote a 790-page book about stress management that nobody has any time to read. The number 1 hit seller, which has the potential of completely rocking the world of literature, is currently sitting in...
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Man Says He'll Swing For The Next Person Who Tells Him To Buy A Kindle
A man who is an enthusiastic reader of books, but who struggles with modern-day technological advancements, says he is sick and tired of being told to purchase a Kindle, and will respond to the next person who advises him thus by smashing their teeth…
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Oprah Learns That Her Recomended Book, "Snake In The Popcorn Bag" Was Another Hoax"
You would have thought Oprah Winfrey would have caught on by now but she's fallen for it again. This time the author, Ms. Prissy Henpecker, the author of "The Snake In The Popcorn Bag" had sat right there in front of Oprah, the audience and ten zillion television viewers and swore that the she had actually went on a date when she was 16 to a movie theater with one Leon, a snake handler. Th...
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New Mr Men unveiled
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Dr Phil's Wife is a Hottie!
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"Gethsemane and Beyond" - release date announced.
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Meghan McCain's Juicy Tell-All Book
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Lost Symbol just a National Treasure rip-off?
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Oprah Learns That Her Recomended Book, "Snake In The Popcorn Bag" Was Another Hoax"
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Interesting Non-Nude Excerpts From Sarah Palin's New Book, "America By Heart, Russia By My House"
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Review: My Existential Book Collection
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Once Abe Lincoln's mistress, N.Y. woman tells all in explosive new memoir
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That book could have been a bit shorter, say book group
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Loo Read
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Shakespeare Originals Found At London Car Boot Sale
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Publishers Slammed For Misleading Readers Over Language
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Libraries rebranded as a lo-tec Kindle
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New Titles You're Not Likely to See
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Book Review - St Elmo by Augusta Jane Evans
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International Best-Selling Author Writes Another Book About Stress Management That Nobody Has Any Time To Read
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Man Found James Joyce Novel 'Ulysses' Heavy Going, And Gave It Up As A Bad Job
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Man Says He'll Swing For The Next Person Who Tells Him To Buy A Kindle
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Book Had No Page Numbers!
