Brian's Guide to Paperclip Curation still not selling
Chutney on the Fritz's entrepreneur, Brian Asshat, has revealed to us that, since the launch of his guide to paper-clip curation was launched on Amazon Kindle, it is yet to sell a single copy. 'I did like all of the experts tell you,' said the 64-…
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Charles Darwin, 'On The Origin Of Species', Spotted In Hindley Charity Shop
It's always a nice surprise to find something unexpected when one is rummaging around in charity or secondhand shops, and that was precisely what one man experienced as he rifled through some book shelves in a shop in Hindley, near Wigan. Moys Ken...
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You had all of lockdown to read me and you still have not read a page
Location: Your Desk Let’s be clear, it has been about four months since this whole stay at home thing started. You pulled me out of the bookshelf, placed me on the desk, and told a friend that you were finally going to read me. What happened?…
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Big Bird Arrested For D.U.I.
Big Bird, beloved star of Sesame Street, countless licensing, films and books, was arrested in Beverly Hills yesterday after being clocked going forty miles over the speed limit, while on a foreign made red skate board. Stopped and apprehended by the...
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Woman Who Read Oxford English Dictionary From Cover To Cover, Not Impressed
A woman who read the Oxford English Dictionary all the way through, has said she wasn't impressed, and wouldn't be recommending it to others. Wendy O'Kooms, 23, a student from Dublin, is an avid reader, and belongs to a Literary Circle which meets...
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‘The Grapes of Wrath’ is not about wine production as a form of anger management
As book shops reopen, Waterstones have been dealing with a string of complaints regarding fraudulent book titles. Avid angry reader, Brenda O’Lox, alleges that ‘Catch 22’ contains nothing about fishing. ‘It is just utter madness!’ She was also ve…
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People flocking to Waterstones to buy Fifty Shades of Grey
As the shops begin to re-open, Waterstones have admitted, as has been the case for a while now, that people are only buying copies of Fifty Shades of Grey, rather than anything else. Bookseller, Paige Turner, told us: 'Yes, people are just buying…
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Dr Phil's Wife is a Hottie!
Phil McGraw, aka Dr. Phil, has his own popular TV show, writes best selling self-help books, and is married to a hottie. How did he do it? What's his secret?...
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Trump Astonished At Judge's Decision To Allow John Bolton Book To Go Ahead
President Trump has expressed astonishment at a judge's decision to allow the publication of former National Security Adviser John Bolton's book to go ahead as planned on Tuesday. According to several different White House sources, the President w...
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Among The New Romantic Books
with Tilly Wrestleman Greetings friends! 'Tis almost that most Romantic time of year again. That especial day, when the gallant lover gets out the batter-pan and addresses the pancakes in honour of the Jewish Patron Saint of Scottish watercourses, Rabbi Burns. I am singing of that night when an heap of steaming crepes is laid out for the delectation of our lover and his lass, in honour of Sh...
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John Bolton’s Explosive Expose on President Donald Trump
NEW YORK CITY – Trump’s former White House National Security Adviser, John Bolton, has just published his bombshell book titled “I Was In The Room Where It All Hit The Fan". Inside sources say that Trump begged, pleaded, and colluded with Bolton t...
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Meghan McCain's Juicy Tell-All Book
PHOENIX - Meghan McCain, the 24-year-old daughter of Senator John McCain and Cindy McCain reports that she received a very lucrative six-figure book deal from The Lower Grand Canyon Publishing Company. Meghan's 493 page book is entitled, Gee Opie...
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Hippolyta Betrays Amazon Authors
Hippolyta, the online bookstore that has crushed more real stores than eBid, has come under fire for its "family friendly" preferential option for the straight. Gay writers from Amazons to GLBTTQQ are accusing Hippolyta of playing up to the Christian...
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Man's Week Goes According To Plan
With all the frantic uncertainty surrounding the outbreak of the deadly Coronavirus relentlessly hounding us in our daily lives, there was some respite for one man this week, when his time went more-or-less according to plan. Moys Kenwood, 56, was...
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Dan Brown Reveals Book Is Work Of Fiction
Author Dan Brown has shocked fans of his books by revealing they are a work of fiction. The best-selling author of The Lost Symbol sold 1 million copies of his latest book within minutes of it going on sale. But he has faced criticism with acad...
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Roger Hargreaves' Mr Men books not to be translated
The children's classic books the Mr Men and Little Misses are not to be translated into French, after it transpired that the names were not suitable for children. Mr Bump, an innocent sounding name in English, translates as Msr Tamponner in French...
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China Discovers A Simple Way To Save Billions of Dollars A Year
HONG KONG - The republic of China, in its neverending quest to find ways to save money, has just hit upon an excellent idea. They have decided that they will stop printing Chinese phone books in order to save billions of dollars a year. A repre...
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Barnes & Noble's Nook Will NOT Be Home for Christmas
You could order one today, but it won't be delivered until the new year. Sing "I'll Be Home for Christmas" all you want, just make sure that there aren't any Nooks -- the ones, whether they are complete or incomplete, that'll be housed in warehouses...
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