Book of Secret Knowledge is a Fraud

Funny story written by LadyAnastasia

Sunday, 1 February 2009

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Book is a Fraud

The Pagan Community is reeling at the revelation that the book, The Lebor Feasa Runda (The Book of Secret Knowledge) is indeed a work of an indulgent imagination.

Reported as being an English translation of a German Copy of an Ancient Irish Text, the book and it's claims as being authentic has caused much debate among the CR and Neo Druidic movements.

Tree huggers and Revivalists welcomed it with open arms, while the CR community coined it 'The Book of Bullshit,' while searching for any sign and reference that the book might be authentic. Today, the debate is finally over.

In an exclusive interview with the War Goddess An Morrigan earlier this morning, she expressed feelings of shame for the text.

"It's not everyday that you see something with the audacity of making such silly claims. Myself and other members of the Tuatha Dé Danann had a bet to see how long the sham could be pulled off. An Dagda won the pot."

When asked for a comment, the author refused and locked himself in his home. Sources report that he's fortified himself with three boxes of Kleenex, bon bon's and 2 pints of Ben & Jerry's, Cherry Garcia. Also, he seems to be refusing to speak with anyone but Pizza and Chinese delivery men.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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