Written by D P Whitehead

Wednesday, 12 March 2014


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The title of this book hits the nail right on the head.

I have lost count of the times I have gone to bed drunk with a beautiful woman only to wake up, hungover and shocked to find that the pretty woman I went to bed with the night before has been replaced by what I can only say is usually a horrendous female version of my Uncle David...but unlike David they have facial hair.

As for the book itself, didn't even read it, didn't have to, as I know exactly what the author is talking about, no doubt he also has woken up next to a beast, after going to sleep with an divine goddess.

Beer, eh?

A Twat. Book Reviewer.

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