International Best-Selling Author Writes Another Book About Stress Management That Nobody Has Any Time To Read

Written by Wesley Janson

Saturday, 2 February 2019

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Accomplished author, Bob Durning, recently wrote a 790-page book about stress management that nobody has any time to read.

The number 1 hit seller, which has the potential of completely rocking the world of literature, is currently sitting in book stores, shopping malls, and libraries around the world slowly collecting dust.

Reporters recently caught up with Mr. Durning, who said that he spent many long hours at a desk writing the book instead of spending time with his gorgeous, large-breasted, red-haired wife, who decided to start an affair with the neighbor who lives just down the street out of an exasperating need for male attention.

"Writing is very hard work, and I just want somebody to read my book," Mr. Durning told reporters.

"God Damnit," he added.

With an extremely original title that has never been thought of before, How to Properly Manage Stress, Mr. Durning remains completely shocked that most working adults with families, children, and continual obligations have not picked up his book and read it yet.

Other than young, naive, stressed out, university students who are forced to purchase the highly priced, award winning, 'piece of literature' in order to please their professors as they desperately try to balance their studies while having part-time jobs, most people aged 28-65 seem to completely ignore it.

Bob stated that chapter 38 on 'meditation and yoga' was the most difficult to write because his wife was actually practicing yoga in the living room before she brought the neighbor over and vigorously fucked him 'reverse cowgirl style' in the middle of the stairwell.

"Yeah, you try writing while that's happening," Mr. Durning told the sympathetic news team.

"God Damnit," he added again.

Mr. Durning's next book, How To Deal With Relationship Issues, has a planned release date for Fall of 2020.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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