Pharaoh Bill’s Down Under to Scare the Kangas and Koalas
Bill Gates is in Australia, and the kangaroos and koalas are scared. Since Bill isn’t just a computer geek anymore – he’s all things to all people – he has gone down under to inject a new type of serum into kangaroos and koala bears to “see how th…
Read full storyJackals On The Loose in Your Town, USA
A rare species of jackal has been spotted at Democratic headquarters in Hippytown, Oregon. It has been feasting on the old and wounded and frail, taking senators and congressmen and congresswomen out of politics, dragging them into their jackal d…
Read full storyPom-Pom Mishap Ends in Beer Belly Filler
A Dallas Cowboy cheerleader, Anita Bonita, had a pom-pom malfunction, and three people in the front row were hospitalized. “I don’t know what happened – it was in my hand one minute, and hurting people the next. I thought pom-poms were our friends…
Read full storyMelania’s Sweater Puppets – Feed Me!
What’s a former First Lady too do when she’s waiting for her hubby to go to prison? Melania Trump has been keeping herself busy in many ways, one of which is making sweater puppets! Melania says: “I like to make the puppets out of my old sweaters…
Read full storyBillionaires Paying No Taxes are Taking Over America - and it isn't Funny
To be Truthful - a few Billionaires pay some taxes - 2 - 3% of the many Billions they make every year. A middle-class citizen pays 20% or more. Most 'Billies' don't pay - due to a Tax system rigged by many Republican Congresses since Reagan - (an…
Read full storyTeenager buys all of the Valentine's cards
Teenager Thomas Johnson has bought all of the Valentine's cards from Chutney on The Fritz's Post Office, the only place in the village that sells them so that for a change the town's least eligible bachelor Brian Asshat won't be able to. 'I though…
Read full storyHe Who Hesitates Is … A Little Prick
Are you hesitant? Do you say one thing and then stop to think about it, and maybe change your mind? Do you think you have that right? Well, you don’t. When someone tells you to do something, you do it and do NOT question … or else … Do you like wh…
Read full storyMiddle Aged couple are excited about another new series of Vera
Middle-aged couple Lorraine and Gary Johnson are excited about the start of another series of detective dramas. 'Yes, we watched it last week and were disappointed to see that it was the last episode of series 10' said Gary. 'But series 11 star…
Read full storyThe Pope's Cardinals - Blood and Mayhem On the Soccer Field
In the latest Papal Playoff - the Latin American squad the Miserere Manglers bloodily beat the pants off the Italian Squad the Blood of Christ Sicilians. These tough Cardinals play real dirty. Winning is all. They play is so hard and des…
Read full storyHoly Rollers Burnin’ Up the Swedish Meatball
A man in Sweden burned a book. Some call this book holy. Their god refused to throw down a lightning bolt and kill the Swede. The laws of Sweden are stronger than god. The book people don’t want Sweden to join the Big Club, and are telling all their…
Read full storyNo More Homo, You Godless Sapiens!
The GOP doesn’t like cancelling, unless they come up with a cool idea and do it themselves. Tit for tat: MAGA vs. Antifa. Whatever, but the back-biting must go on. Now, a new commission, led by Ron DeSantis and Marjorie Taylor Greene, has been for…
Read full storyBeing Gay Not a Crime, Said Pope, if Done By Priests
Pope Francis' had his official Spokesman hold a news conference recently according to CCN News - and said the Pope believes Sex between consenting Male adults - including Priests is "not a Crime" God loves everybody the Pope has repeatedly said -…
Read full storySean Hannity Tells Trump To Forget About Running and Just Hang Out At McDonalds and Eat
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Sean Hannity, the Fox news host who many say was actually Trump's ghost speech writer, says that Donaldo, as Melania calls him, needs to accept reality and realize once and for all that all he is now is just a "Has Bee…
Read full storyFly Thai & Let Trans Give You A Hand
As any salesman will tell you, it’s lonely on the road. Especially when you have to travel all over the world selling whatever product you got. Well, the Thai government knows how tough it is for a western salesman to be so far from home. Here…
Read full storyPizza Hut Proudly Announces Their New Ocean Pizza Which Contains Sardines, Lobster Meat, Goldfish, Jellyfish, and Piranha
CICERO, Illinois - (Fast Food Satire) - The country's largest pizza chain, has announced that their food chefs have just developed what they are calling the best pizza in the history of pizza. Pizza Hut says that they will soon be rolling out thei…
Read full storyHmmmmm, Tom Brady Has Just Purchased An $8.3 Million Mansion In Dallas
DALLAS - (Sports Satire) - The rumor floating around Sports Land is that Jerry Jones, owner of The Dallas Cowboys, has reached out to Tampa Bay Buccaneer quarterback Tom Brady. Jones has not tried to hide the fact that he wants Brady to be the Cow…
Read full storyMonica Lewinski - Random Thoughts on My Wasted Life - in Vanity Crap Magazine.
(Disclaimer - Anyone under 60 - please look up Monica at Google - or Pass on this uninteresting Person. Dull Person - Dull story.) Monica was a Presidential, orally proficient Girlfriend(one of Many of this President) - who has made a good living…
Read full storyThe Reason Why McDonalds Closed Down One of Their Mississippi Restaurants
CICERO, Illinois - (Fast Food Satire) - The Daily Drama has just broken the story as to the reason why the McDonald's board of directors has just shut down one of their franchise stores in Beaver Belly, Mississippi. Mickey D's Vice-President of Pu…
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