Monica Lewinski - Random Thoughts on My Wasted Life - in Vanity Crap Magazine.

Funny story written by UncleDale

Sunday, 29 January 2023

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Remember the cigar rumors? (Hillary does.)

(Disclaimer - Anyone under 60 - please look up Monica at Google - or Pass on this uninteresting Person. Dull Person - Dull story.)

Monica was a Presidential, orally proficient Girlfriend(one of Many of this President) - who has made a good living off of one Sexual encounter 25 years ago in the White House.

Possibly she Should be in the Guinness Book of Records - as making the Best and longest Living out of one Sex act.

Anyway - with Right Wing Republican Money and Malice - Monica is still a Media celebrity - used to embarrass ex - president Clinton - (age 76).

(Right Wing Hatred knows no bounds.)

Meanwhile - the thousands of Republicans politicians cheating on their wives for years and years - with millions of Mistresses - the Media has no interest in Them.

Monica was a smart successful woman and could have had a Life.

(But chose Celebrity - with a Cum - Soaked Dress.)

(Article by Bill and Hillary 2024 Committee)

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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