CICERO, Illinois - (Fast Food Satire) - The Daily Drama has just broken the story as to the reason why the McDonald's board of directors has just shut down one of their franchise stores in Beaver Belly, Mississippi.
Mickey D's Vice-President of Public Relations, Zinna Q. Ravelero, 40, stated to 2D reporter Cinderella St. Lamb, that the golden arches eatery was shut down because the franchise owner, Joshua "Bubba" Vindercoy, 47, has refused to hire anyone who is not a Republican.
The mayor of Beaver Belly, Yolanda Pixteen, 63, stated that Mr. Vindercoy is pure and simple a bonifide political extremist.
Mayor Pixteen, added that out of the 26 Mickey D's employees, all identify as GOPers.
Miss St. Lamb pointed out that the town is made up of individuals who are 86% Republican.
