After Getting His Arrogant Ass Kicked All Over The Field By The Dallas Cowboys, Tom Brady Says He Wants Everyone But Him To Be Traded
TAMPA BAY, Florida - (Sports Satire) - Sports Buzz reporter Jenny Jo Viper reports that Tom Brady, formerly Tom "Terific" Brady is insisting the Glazer Family, (who own the Buccaneers), trade every single player on the Bucs team EXCEPT for him. Br…
Read full storyA 93-Year-Old Retired 2nd Grade Teacher Says Trump Grabbed Her Old-As-Hell Pussy
KEY WEST, Florida - (Satire News) - Vox Populi has stated that Donald Trump (i.e. the pussy grabber) repeatedly groped and grabbed a retired 93-year-old elementary school teacher's vagina (cunt) at Michelle Obama Elementary School in Key West, Ho…
Read full storyArtificial Intelligence Artist Rembrandt Sues Bitcoin Company 'FakeCoin' - For Part of the Profits
FakeCoin has made many millions of dollars off Rembrandt's paintings and prints. (Both personal and advertising sales.) Rembrandt wants part of the profits so he can buy some writing and art Bots for himself. He also wants a Bigger Superco…
Read full storyEvangelicals Politically Dump Trump Now that Abortion is Gone
Dr. Augustus White of the Southern Comfort Evangelicals recently said - "We don't need Trump anymore. Trump got rid of the abortion Bill by Packing the Supreme Court with anti - abortion Catholic Justices - (thanks by the way). But now - bei…
Read full storyKim Kardashian Talks About Why She Misses Her Ex-Boyfriend Pete Davidson So Damn Fucking Much
HOLLYWOOD - (Celebrity Satire) - The eldest of the five hot, sexy, RICH Kardashian sisters, (Kim) spoke with Tinsel Town reporter Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight. Kardashian told the award-winning celeb reporter that she has never missed…
Read full storyAmerica is 30 Trillion Dollars in Debt - Nutsy Republicans Won't Tax the Rich-Who Don't Pay Any Taxes
The U. S. is set to go bankrupt this January. No Tax Money in the Till. Nothing To Pay the Bills. Since Reagan - the Rich have paid less and less taxes - so now Billionaires like Trump Gets big tax Refunds. Twenty years of Republican Congr…
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