Harry Got The Smaller Bedroom In THE CASTLE: Boo-Hoo
Caramba! That is cruel and so un-woke. To give Harry Halloween the smaller room in a castle shows total disrespect and indifference for the poor second-born spare and future kidney donor to the future King of England. And at 38 years of age, the…
Read full storyFuturoscope - Huge Corporation 'Giggle' Obsolete In 20 years
Dr. Futuro - one of England's leading Futurologists - was looking at the Future the other day on his Futuroscope - and he saw the Huge world - wide Corporation Giggle struggling financially. Apparently TikKok had become bigger and more innovative…
Read full storyU.S. Church of Satan To buy the Manchester United Red Devils
A spokesman for the fast growing Church of Satan said they are proceeding to put in an offer in for the Manchester Red Devils. 'It is a good fit for our business plan of taking over the Earth in Satan's name' - he said. Fans will be cheering Sata…
Read full storyTrump's Hunt For a 'Hot' Female Vice Prez. Running Mate - An Update
Former UN ambassador Nikki Haley(still a Sexy Lady) - wants the Job of Vice President - but wants a Political prenup Agreement - (signed by Trump). She wants No kissing, fondling, close Hugs, shoulder Massages or Fanny pattings if she becomes…
Read full storyBattle of the Burgers - Biden's Ghostburger Vs. Trump's Big Mac
To honor small Businesses - Prez. Biden personally ordered Burgers for him and Kamala Harris for a DC lunch at the White House. He likes the Ghostburger fast food chain. Later there was a Photo - Op of him and Kamala enjoying their Bacon,…
Read full storyBritish Wine Better than French Wine - The French are Furious
Goodbye France and hello Britain! With Global warming - France will be too Hot to produce wines and might have to move on to Orange Juice. Britain will warm up and will become a top wine producer. But they will have to start wearing berets an…
Read full story'Toilet Breaks' - New Way to win Big Tennis Matches
The latest way to give an edge to your Tennis game is Strategic Toilet Breaks and many of them. You also have to be an excellent Tennis player - but the Toilet break properly used can Demoralize your opponent, break his Concentration, knock him…
Read full storyNew Gay Republican Santos (His Life a Pack of Lies) Was also a Drag Performer
George Santos newly elected gay Conservative Republican (yes, there are such people) - from New York say he learned everything from watching Trump his Idol. Like Trump - Santos claims - he only embellished a few details to get elected. Unlik…
Read full storyDonald Trump on Russia's invasion of Ukraine
I have been watching the War on TV. The Russians are getting decimated. Sort of reminds me of the Patriots that stormed the Capitol and Trashed it. I hate to see any Patriots treated badly. I have sent 3 tons of Big Macs battle rations to the Ru…
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