Middle-aged couple Lorraine and Gary Johnson are excited about the start of another series of detective dramas.
'Yes, we watched it last week and were disappointed to see that it was the last episode of series 10' said Gary.
'But series 11 starts tonight' added Lorraine. 'With that and Death in Paradise on Fridays, are weekends are set, at least until the end of February'.
'Yes, so much on television at the moment, we even have to tape Happy Valley and Call the Midwife'.
'Only then' said a mournful Gary 'do we realise that we have another nine months until the television is that good again'.
'It took us ages to get over that nice Jimmy Perez leaving Shetland' said Lorraine.