In Egypt - Some 'Mummies' to be Called 'Daddies' - Egyptian Museums Say
After many complaints by Tourists - Egypt is to stop calling all embalmed persons 'Mummies'. Male embalmed persons will now be called 'Daddies'. If a single Male or Female - (or in Doubt) - or a child or animal - the Trendy new U. S. Terminology…
Read full storyThe Further Adventures of Harry's Todger
Prince Harry’s memoirs broke a record in nonfiction book sales, but not everybody’s thrilled with the Duke of Sussex. Especially controversial is a passage in which the prince discusses getting frostbite on his “todger” during an ill-advised trip to…
Read full storyThe Reason Marjorie Taylor Greene Was Tased By A Malwart Greeter
BALTIMORE - (Satire News) - The Scuttlebutt Review reports that Sen. Marjorie Taylor Greene was arrested in a Baltimore Malwart by a store greeter. SR reporter April Jiggle stated that the bleach blonde, recently divorced senator was asked upon le…
Read full storyYour Whole Body Came from a Star's Interior - Including Your Dandruff
A CCN article reports that Every mineral and Element that is a part of your body - came out of the interior of a giant star. Isn't that wild? The Calcium in your teeth(if you have teeth) came from Red Giant stars dying and disintegrating. (De…
Read full storyDonald Trump Tells The CIA That He Was Abducted and Beaten Up By Two Space Aliens
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Vox Populi is reporting that Donald J. Trump has finally come to the realization that he will soon be sitting in Sing Sing Federal Prison and making New York state license plates. Vox-Pop reporter Tapioca Swizzle co…
Read full storyKing Charles III, Names Camilla Parker Bowles To Be The Director Of Buckingham Palace Security
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The FBI is reporting that King Charles III, has just informed them that effective immediately, he is naming his 70-year-old, sexy wife, Camilla Parker Bowles to be the head of The Buckingham Palace Security Agency.
Read full storyPutin Croaks - Satan Refuses Him Entrance Into Hell
The evil Czar Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin was executed by some of his top aides who organized an assassination using a fake Donald Trump impersonator to shoot him when he came up for a hug. Putin, letting down his guard because he thought there was…
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