CICERO, Illinois - (Fast Food Satire) - The country's largest pizza chain, has announced that their food chefs have just developed what they are calling the best pizza in the history of pizza.
Pizza Hut says that they will soon be rolling out their New Ocean Pizza, which consists of sardines, lobster meat, goldfish, jellyfish, and piranha.
The new pizza has been tested in several test markets in Louisiana, and the local French Cajuns call it "Fantastique" (Fantastic).
One Shreveport resident named Fufina "Dimples" DuFoo, 78, said that she has been eating pizza for 74 years and the New Ocean Pizza makes anything that Pizza Inn sells taste like crawfish lips.
