NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Sean Hannity, the Fox news host who many say was actually Trump's ghost speech writer, says that Donaldo, as Melania calls him, needs to accept reality and realize once and for all that all he is now is just a "Has Been."
Hannity was once Trump's best friend, who used to golf with the evil Nazi son-of-a-bitch at least four times a week.
But now, Sean says that he is throwing his political clout and support to Wyoming's Liz Cheney, who he says has more sense in her G-spot that Don the Con has in his entire 364½ pound volcano-looking body.
SIDENOTE: Sean, who secretly hates Trump advises that he give up his cockamamie idea of running for the presidency and just hang out at Mickey D's and eat Big Macs to his heart's content.