Marjorie Taylor Greene Designer Ribbed Tampons Are Made For Women With Balls
LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - Marjorie Taylor Greene is now in the Designer Ribbed Tampons business. The Left Coast Mirror's crack reporter Tequila Tallyho, writes that the bleached blonde, divorcee has gotten all kinds of offers from beer compani…
Read full storyA Woman Is Fired For Refusing To Leave Her Pet Canary At Home
ATLANTA, Georgia - (Satire News) - The Paul Bunyon Insurance Company has said that they had to fire one of their best employees. Company director of Human Resources, Ricky Saddleweather, stated that Miss Brunicia Spendington, 36, had been warned a…
Read full storyThe FBI Captures The World's Most Beautiful and Sexiest Spy
PARAMUS, New Jersey - (FBI Satire) - The Federal Bureau of Investigation has just released a news release stating that they have just captured the most beautiful and most sexy female spy in the entire world. FBI spokesperson, Haylundina Y. Swanwel…
Read full storyDolly Parton Opens Up a Pole Dancing Lounge Called Tit For Tat
MEMPHIS, Tennessee - (Entertainment Satire) - Traci Diddle, top notch reporter with The National Rumblings News Agency, has just broken the story that country singer Dolly Parton has just opened up a pole dancing lounge in downtown Memphis. The hu…
Read full storyRepublicans in Congress - No To Taxing Rich - but Slash Medicare
Republicans in Congress will introduce bills to slash Social Security and Medicare spending to pay off the National Debt. (Caused by the Rich and Corporations paying little or no Taxes). They could get a Billion Dollars immediately to pay th…
Read full storyU.S Study - If Women Wear Pants in Family 50% of the Time, Possibly Less Divorce
The all - female Marital Happiness Committee of the Federal Male/Female institute put out a major study. Homes would be happier(less divorce), if wives could wear the Pants in the Family 50% of the time. Men could wear a male kilt or the anc…
Read full storyTrump Told Pence to Take Classified Documents Home
At a huge rustic rally in downtown Gatorville, Florida Trump threw out his weekly 'Bombshell' announcement. ('Keep the pot boiling' - was his favorite saying.) He told the crowd of 20 that he had told Pence to take all the Classified Documents…
Read full storyTilly The Traveller Meets the 'Gator-Kickers' of Florida
Another Florida story from my fun investigation of the Sex Retirement Towns of Florida. There is a secret club in Central Florida. Just a private club of people who love Nature and get together. They strap on a small gas powered engine-ha…
Read full storyTilly the Traveler Went to a Motorcycle Convention In Florida - Met 'Mr. Big' and 'Miss Big'
This is Tilly. In covering the Sex retirement towns of Florida for Dangerous But Sexy Retirement Living I got a couple other interesting stories. Florida has numerous 'Biker' conventions for respectable citizens wanting Sun and Fun. I we…
Read full storyNew scandal as classified documents found in National Archive!
There’s been a new outcry in Washington following the discovery of several classified documents in the National Archive. Classified documents are not supposed to be stored there but should be kept in bedroom drawers, closets and shoe boxes. The…
Read full story"Harry, I am your father" - Donald Trump
A Royal Expert has revealed that Donald Trump is probably Prince Harry's dad. Lord Sally, who was a close confidante of Queen Elizabeth, explained that Princess Diana, Harry's mother, had an insatiable sexual appetite and that nine months before…
Read full storyTrump's Chauffeur Reveals What The Trumpturd Has For Breakfast
MAR-A-LAGO, Florida - (Satire News) - Trump's chauffeur, Porcello Bickerhay, 39, told a reporter with Omnium Gatherum that the orange blossom asshole, has started eating a dozen (12) Dunkin Donuts for breakfast. OG writer Ashburn Wasabi, said that…
Read full storyTikTok Artist Paints With her Boobs - sometimes her Ass
Sophia Feminina an Italian Tik - Tok artist does big abstract paintings mainly with her breasts but occasionally used other parts of her body. Her erotic abstracts are selling for big money at a Soho Gallery. For really big paintings she and…
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