PARAMUS, New Jersey - (FBI Satire) - The Federal Bureau of Investigation has just released a news release stating that they have just captured the most beautiful and most sexy female spy in the entire world.
FBI spokesperson, Haylundina Y. Swanwell, 42, stated that the Al-Qaeda spy named Foofiana Finngatooka, 29, was captured as she sat eating a Big Mac burger and fries at a McDonalds located in downtown Paramus.
Agent Troy Rainhill, said that Miss Finngatooka, simply smiled as they approached her and she replied, "Well fellas, it appears that I have finally been captured."
Rainhill, informed her that they had been been tracking her ever since she entered the country.
He put the handcuffs on her and he led her out to his FBI vehicle. He told her that she is without a doubt, the sexiest, hottest, most sensuous spy that he has ever seen.
Miss Finngtooka asked him if there was anything that she could do to have him release her.
Agent Rainhill paused for a second and then replied, that there are probably a dozen things that she could so for him to relase her.
Foofiana got a huge smile on her face and then Rainhill, said, "But I love my job way too much to get fired for fucking a gorgeously sexy female whore spy."
