ATLANTA, Georgia - (Satire News) - The Paul Bunyon Insurance Company has said that they had to fire one of their best employees.
Company director of Human Resources, Ricky Saddleweather, stated that Miss Brunicia Spendington, 36, had been warned a total of 13 times to leave her pet canary, "Birdy Boy," at home or else she could be fired.
Miss Spendington, who has never been married, or even had a boyfriend, said that her canary gets very lonely and she is afraid that 'he' could end up committing suicide if she left him alone.
The Paul Bunyon company fired Miss Spendington, and she has reportedly filed a complaint with PETA, who has followed through with a $2.4 million wrongful termination lawsuit against the insurance company.
