Tilly The Traveller Meets the 'Gator-Kickers' of Florida

Funny story written by UncleDale

Wednesday, 25 January 2023

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Howdy y'all

Another Florida story from my fun investigation of the Sex Retirement Towns of Florida.

There is a secret club in Central Florida.

Just a private club of people who love Nature and get together.

They strap on a small gas powered engine-have paraglider wings - take a few steps and Voila they are Flying.

They have hand controls and can fly 40 - 50 feet over the flat Florida landscape of pine trees and ponds.

Many have striking photos of being up in the low-lying clouds.

Some of the younger more adventurous ones do 'Gator Tipping' or 'Gator Kicking'.

They fly Low - see a gator in a Florida lake(there are millions of gators) - and skim just low enough to touch or kick the back of Gator.

They say they have never had a fatality but sounds dangerous to me.

I went up in a hot air balloon(also big in Florida) and watched the delightful flying - but didn't see a Gator get 'tipped' that day.

Anyway - you will not catch this old Girl touching a Gator with her Toes.

Ever.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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