MEMPHIS, Tennessee - (Entertainment Satire) - Traci Diddle, top notch reporter with The National Rumblings News Agency, has just broken the story that country singer Dolly Parton has just opened up a pole dancing lounge in downtown Memphis.
The humongous titted Parton, who measures 48-24-36, says that she has always wanted to own a club where women can dance on a pole and rake in lots, and lots of dinero (money), as they say in East Los Angeles.
Parton told Miss Diddle that she has hired 16 hot, sexy, horny-as-hell dancers who will strut their stuff to some of her tunes including, "Jolene," "9 To 5," and "Hey Cowboy, Kiss My Cornbread."
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