LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - Marjorie Taylor Greene is now in the Designer Ribbed Tampons business.
The Left Coast Mirror's crack reporter Tequila Tallyho, writes that the bleached blonde, divorcee has gotten all kinds of offers from beer companies to sandal companies to lipstick companies and even feminine hygiene insertation perfume companies.
Tallyho reports that MTG has decided to film a commercial for Marjorie Taylor Greene Designed Ribbed Tampons, which are made for the strong woman with balls.
It is no secret that now that Marjorie is single, she has been hit on more times than a pinata in Tijuana, Mexico.
In Other News. The hurricane that has formed off the coast of Africa is expected to make landfall in New Jersey.
