Trump Told Pence to Take Classified Documents Home

Funny story written by UncleDale

Wednesday, 25 January 2023

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At a huge rustic rally in downtown Gatorville, Florida Trump threw out his weekly 'Bombshell' announcement.

('Keep the pot boiling' - was his favorite saying.)

He told the crowd of 20 that he had told Pence to take all the Classified Documents home that he Could - as they were Useful - and those with his Signature were readily convertible into Cash.

Trump explained that many of the Classified Documents were good as fire starters at the Barbecue Pit - or handy if toilet paper ran out at any of the twenty Bathrooms.

They were also great at re-wrapping half eaten Big Macs.

There were problems sometimes though when a certain important Defense Treaty was needed - and Trump couldn't remember if it was in the Kitchen - at the a Barbecue Pit, or in one of the Bathrooms.

(Article by Pence 'Dump the Trump' 2024 Election Committee)

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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