At a huge rustic rally in downtown Gatorville, Florida Trump threw out his weekly 'Bombshell' announcement.
('Keep the pot boiling' - was his favorite saying.)
He told the crowd of 20 that he had told Pence to take all the Classified Documents home that he Could - as they were Useful - and those with his Signature were readily convertible into Cash.
Trump explained that many of the Classified Documents were good as fire starters at the Barbecue Pit - or handy if toilet paper ran out at any of the twenty Bathrooms.
They were also great at re-wrapping half eaten Big Macs.
There were problems sometimes though when a certain important Defense Treaty was needed - and Trump couldn't remember if it was in the Kitchen - at the a Barbecue Pit, or in one of the Bathrooms.
(Article by Pence 'Dump the Trump' 2024 Election Committee)
