Reversion Therapy Yields Nashville Man Gender Pronouns and Clarity
No stranger to self-reflection, 38-year-old Campbell Jessup of Nashville, Tennessee, reported being stumped when his 17-year-old niece, Candace (she/her), asked him what his "pronouns" were. “I think I fell asleep during that part of English class…
Read full storyThe Jason Voorhees Sing-A-Long
In honor of today, Friday the 13th (this might be up on the Spoof by summer, but it'll work for any 13th Friday) ... Ladies and gentlemen, the Maestro ... Run for your life Jason’s got a knife He’s coming for you ‘Cuz he saw you screw You…
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Accusations For every situation Each generation Renews the nation The country’s fabric Bleeds out the tragic But with steel you stitch Clothe the new witch Burn the witch There’s always one Burn the witch The people need their fun Burn…
Read full storyTelevision is Religion
Brain dead Television viewer Inbred Mind a sewer A lotta bread Buys high class chewers Plug me in Call me pretty I think I win When life is shitty Always grin In the bleeding city Television is a piece of shit All I want is a good hi…
Read full storyVladimir Putin Looks Like A Duck
[Chorus] Vladimir Putin looks like a duck Got beady eyes, stinks like fuck Waddles when he walks, quacks when he talks Sounds like Daffy, brain made of taffy Fuck Putin – fuck Putin – fuck Putin – fuck that duck! Vladimir Putin is a psycho sh…
Read full storyBeatbox Journalism and the Satanic Slam Dance
Let the word go forth, that on this Day of Our Lucifer, January 13, 2023, I, Ana Sian (or Ana Siam, if you prefer) have just created a new literary sub-sub-sub-genre … … Musical Gonzo Journalism! [Hold for applause] Satan’s Freedom of Spe…
Read full storyBaby You Can Drive My Documents
Who wants to play the hottest game show in America … Hide the Secret Documents! First up is Donald J Trump, with (according to Reuters) 11,000 government records and photos, with 18 labeled as "top secret," 54 labeled "secret" and 31 labeled "conf…
Read full storyWalmart Says That In The Past Six Months Total Nationwide Sales of "Trump The Pussy Grabber" Caps Are Zero
BENTONVILLE, Arkansas - (Satire News) - A spokesperson for the largest retail chain in the entire world has just announced that since putting out their supply of "Trump The Pussy Grabber" caps six months ago, nationwide sales have been zero (0). N…
Read full storyThe Buckingham Palace Souvenir Shop Reveals What Their Biggest Selling Item (By Far) Is
LONDON - (Satire News) - Buckingham Palace spokesman Nigel Foote, tells BuzzFuzz that the biggest selling item (by far) at Buck House has just become the Meghan Markle Bobblehead Doll. He noted that as soon as the "Meggie" dolls go on the shelves…
Read full storyIran Has Banned The Hit TV Western, "Hell On Wheels," - The Reason Will Shock You
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Tittle Tattle Tonight is reporting that the producers of the hit TV cable show, "Hell On Wheels," have just been informed by the CIA, that their show, which is one of the most popular TV westerns since the days of "Gunsmok…
Read full storyChief Buffalo Belly Captures The World Wrestling Guild's Championship Title
THE BRONX, New York - (Sports Satire) - Reporter Tortilla Torres with The Sports Mirror covered the championship wrestling match between The American Wrestling Federation champion Chief Buffalo Belly and the European champion, Fritz The Nefarious Naz…
Read full storyGary Gary Quite Contrary – Vote 4 Him – He’s Kinda Scary
Gary Busey wants your vote! He’s wild and crazy, scary to look directly at sometimes with all those teeth (can I have a couple?), but he played Buddy Holly so that’s gotta be worth something. His press agent, Phil the Moxy, has said that Gary w…
Read full storyThe Wampyr Comes to the Party
Big Ben rang out the New Year … and a story got quickly buried. There were … things … seen to flutter around the big clock. And around other London landmarks: Parliament, the House of Wax, Sherlock Holmes Cocaine Emporium, Canterbury Cathedral es…
Read full storyOver/Under 30 is Damn Dirty
Long ago, during the days of the Dark Lord, also known as the Olden Times, there was a saying: do not trust anyone over 30. Now, in this brave new century, all has reversed. We’re in the Looking Glass World here, people. Now, anyone under the a…
Read full storyThe Big Belly Tinmen of Oz
Do you wear a jacket that’s just plain and boring, no advertisements to your greatness pinned to your chest for all the world to see and fear? Well, now, tin soldiers in Oz, (aka, the Chinese and North Korean militaries – way high up, where they d…
Read full storyEddie Murphy Defends Jada Pinkett Smith, Many Wonder If He Is Perhaps Boinking Her
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Eddie Murphy is still hanging around reminding folks that he was once quite a funny fella. But then Father Time caught up with his arrogant ass, and he like so many other comedians fell by the wayward wayside, as they say…
Read full storyThe Brazilian Capital Hurricane Song (to the tune of ‘Hurricane’ by Bob Dylan)
The Brazilian Capital Hurricane Song (to the tune of ‘Hurricane’ by Bob Dylan A mangy mob attacks the capital building Not D.C. now but rather Brazil A copy of Trump’s triumph first hand Right winger nutters just out for a thrill Here come…
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