Gary Busey wants your vote!
He’s wild and crazy, scary to look directly at sometimes with all those teeth (can I have a couple?), but he played Buddy Holly so that’s gotta be worth something.
His press agent, Phil the Moxy, has said that Gary will be running as an independent, ready to tell his “not appropriate” (for whom, America?) theories and ideas about everything – but only if America is ready to listen!
Instead of the American people voting for people they THOUGHT were sane, but instead turned crazy, why not just skip the middle man and vote for Gary? Do it or he’ll come to your house!
Campaign Slogan: “You Want Crazy! Get Some Gary In Ya!’
In America, that level of batshit nuthouse WTF can only lead to the presidency! He’s got my vote!
PS: Goes without saying, his running mate will be Nicolas Cage.
