Who wants to play the hottest game show in America … Hide the Secret Documents!
First up is Donald J Trump, with (according to Reuters) 11,000 government records and photos, with 18 labeled as "top secret," 54 labeled "secret" and 31 labeled "confidential”. Not bad, Donny J!!
Our second contestant is Joe “the Delaware Dandy” Biden! He keeps his documents next to his Corvette (must be nice, Joe. I drive a Yugo! Remember those pieces of shit?) in a locked garage. When trying to find out a number, I could only read “ a batch” and “a small number” of documents were found in a couple places, and then some more were also found.
Very confusing, but this is a tough game to play! Who’s next? Do other world leaders have tons of secret documents in their homes, garages, cars, boats, mistress’ chalets, in baby carriages, in the dog’s dog house, under a ceramic frog by the front door – where oh where can YOU hide your documents?
If you know a good place, you too can play the game! (But only if/when you’re caught. Until then, you’re fine … just make sure to frisk the Russian babysitter you just hired before she races away … in a Corvette!)
