In honor of today, Friday the 13th (this might be up on the Spoof by summer, but it'll work for any 13th Friday) ...
Ladies and gentlemen, the Maestro ...
Run for your life
Jason’s got a knife
He’s coming for you
‘Cuz he saw you screw
You didn’t see him drown
Raised up your nightgown
Hell no it ain’t Freddie
Jason’s got the big machete!
Jason Voorhees
Gonna bring you to your knees
Camp Crystal Lake
The scene of your wake
If you can make the horror scene
You can never fake
Being his scream queen
Don’t open that door
Or you’ll end up on the floor
Hiding in the shower
Is the man with all the power
You ask – he won’t really kill, will he?
Holy shit, bitch – you’re only wearing panties!
If you’ve got time to stop and ask
You’re gonna meet the hockey mask
Only one will stay alive
The rest have gotta die
Won’t you come to Camp Blood
All you sexy sluts and hot studs
You want a good reason
It’s Jason’s hunting season
All the victims are equal
Maybe you’ll live to see the sequel
