The King and the Corgis Go For A Walk
Sir Nigel Hufflesnuff, the Royal Dog Walker, is sad. The Queen is gone, but her corgis remain, and they are saddest of all, so thinks Nigel. After several attempts through various intermediaries, Nigel has tried to bring the corgis to the attentio…
Read full storyThe Lost Dead Sea Scroll of In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida
A new Dead Sea Scroll has just been discovered, and it’s a doozy! No one can ever know who wrote all those scrolls, but this one seems to have been written by a comedian. It comprises only the beginning of the Book of Genesis, focusing heavily…
Read full storyWhen Everyone is All, Then All Will Become Equally Dead
All religions want everyone on this planet (and others … I know right?) to convert to their particular religion and be the same. Many nations wish this as well. China wants to rule the world, but so does Russia and America and maybe Botswana. If we a…
Read full storyProtesting the Protest is Against the Anti-Protest Law – So Shut It!
Here in Britain, people will no longer be allowed to protest anything. The price of this and that going up – so what, take it, accept it, but thou shalt not protest. To protest the anti-protest law is illegal. (Now if that’s not straight outa Orwe…
Read full storyLegal Opium Coming Soon to Afghanistan
Taking a page out of The Big Book of British Imperialism and Financing the Empire with Drugs, the Afghani government, aka The Taliban, have decided to play to their strengths and legalize opium and all of its derivatives. Since they grow the best shi…
Read full storyWhy do Soccer Players Run Up and Down the Field Screaming?
I am an American. Why do the Brit. Soccer players run up and down the field Screaming all the time? Seems like they come on the field Screaming - do big - mouthed Screaming all during the game - and Screaming the end. The producers of sla…
Read full storyThe Chinese Spy Balloon Was Actually Delivering a Pizza To a Family In South Carolina
WATERMELON SEED, South Carolina - The White House has informed the US news media that unnamed sources from China have stated that the so called Chinese spy balloon, that was shot down by an American F-14 fighter jet, was merely delivering a large pep…
Read full storyTrump University Is Being Sued Big Time!
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The state of New York has just filed a lawsuit against the fella who claims to have groped (or grabbed) the hooha's (pussies) of over 17 million women. The New York attorney general stated that he has initiated a la…
Read full storyMan watching Groundhog Day, and still hoping for a happier ending
Although he has watched Groundhog Day countless times, film fan Gavin Williamson wishes it had a different ending. 'I always felt that it was a film about something we all fear, being trapped in a never-ending time-loop with Andie MacDowell, but e…
Read full storyTrump's Personal Physician Says The Nazi Lover's Complexion Is Get Oranger and Oranger
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - It's no secret that Trump's face (and fat-as-shit) body is getting more orange by the day. On a scale of 1 to 10, Melania's estranged husband is a 10 and getting even higher the more he fibs. Brit comic Ricky Ger…
Read full storyBuckingham Palace Will Have A Texas Barbecue To Benefit The Homeless of London
LONDON - (Satire News) - Buckingham Palace spokesperson Nigel Foote, has just informed the UK media that King Charles III, has agreed to host a benefit Texas-style barbecue to help the homeless people of London. The king got the idea from Prince H…
Read full storyIvanka Says Her Sperm Donor Father Has The Intelligence of a Dog Biscuit
MANHATTAN - (Satire News) - Information guru Andy Cohen says he recently talked to Ivanka Trump over the phone. He noted that she sounded better than ever about herself, her marriage, and the price of gasoline. Cohen asked her if she ever talks…
Read full storyA 235-Pound Russian Spy Drone Falls To Earth In Wyoming
CHEYENNE, Wyoming - (Satire News) - The iNews News Agency has confirmed that a Russian spy drone did fall to earth just outside of Cheyenne, Wyoming. iNews reporter Kitty Segovia stated that the mayor of Cheyenne Patrick "Andy" Collins told her of…
Read full storyKing Charles III, Will Visit Ukraine
LONDON, England - (Satire News) - Boom Boom News (UK) has just been informed by Buckingham Palace, that King Charles III, will be visiting Ukraine very soon. Charles truly believes that now that he has gone from being a prince to being a full-fled…
Read full storyThe Popularity of Fast Food Has Just Surpassed The Popularity of Sex In The State of North Dakota
CHICAGO - (Satire News) - The latest QuinniPinni Poll reveals that fast food has really gotten quite popular in every state in the union, but especialy in North Dakota. The poll revealed that coitus is now second to fast food in 369 of North Dakot…
Read full storyEgyptian Prince Fasuli Bambooki Asks Tammy St. Beauregard's Dad For Her Hand - His Reply Will Surprise You
CAIRO, Egypt - (Satire News) - Egyptian Prince Fasuli Bambooki has asked the father of Tammy St. Beauregard for his gorgeously sexy daughter's hand. Rufus St. Beauregard, who is quite the joker, replied that the prince can have her hand just as lo…
Read full storyPope Visits Christian South Sudan - in his Speech - 'We All Came Out of Africa'
The Pope visited South Sudan - 60% Christian - and basically gave the same speech at several places. (It was translated into the local language.) "Basically," the Pope said, "all Humans came from Africa originally - so I have African Blood.
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