NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - It's no secret that Trump's face (and fat-as-shit) body is getting more orange by the day.
On a scale of 1 to 10, Melania's estranged husband is a 10 and getting even higher the more he fibs.
Brit comic Ricky Gervais says that the Trumpturd makes a carrot look pale-as-hell.
On the other hand, the man who lies at least 29 times a day (a total of 36,168 as this article went to press), says that now that he has hit the age of 76, he finds that more and more women (all Republicans) are literally begging him to grab them by their pussy. (Lie # 36,169). ■
