CHEYENNE, Wyoming - (Satire News) - The iNews News Agency has confirmed that a Russian spy drone did fall to earth just outside of Cheyenne, Wyoming.
iNews reporter Kitty Segovia stated that the mayor of Cheyenne Patrick "Andy" Collins told her off the record (oh well) that the drone which was identified as an X-67D, weighed 235 pounds, and was shown to have been manufactured in Leningrad's Comrade Spy Drone Factory in September of 2022.
When asked about the rumor that the drone was actually shot down by a surface-to-air missile, the mayor quickly changed the subject and asked Miss Segovia, what the name of her perfume was.
"Enchanted Evening In Ensenada," replied Miss Kitty.
