The BBC Has Just Announced That Queen Elizabeth Hated Donald Trump As Much As Simon Cowell Hates His Hemorrhoids
LONDON - (UK Satire) - The BBC has reported that her majesty, the queen, disliked, and actually hated the evil, treasonous traitor known as Donald Trump with a huge passion. In fact, Prince Charles informed the BBC that his mum hated the hate-spew…
Read full storyIsrael Does (NOT) Have Nuclear Missiles
Israel does not have any nuclear weapons. Not even 90 of them, by last count. I understand why it would want them. After all, two nations that joined the nuclear club did so because they hated each other and wanted just to nuke the other one. Indi…
Read full storyMove Over Elon Musk - Gautam Shantilal Adani Will Soon Replace You As The Richest Man In The World
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - There is a new kid in town, who financial experts predict will soon surpass Musk, Bezos, and Gates and become the "Richest Man In The World." The Cloud 9 News Agency's Lexi Aspen, noted that Gautam Shantilal Adani…
Read full storyFaithful Dog Mike Pence
Like a dog, Mike Pence is faithful till the end. He doesn’t like Joe Biden accusing Donald Trump and MAGA assholes of being fascist shitheads. Even when they vowed to hang Pence on Jan 6. Even after Trump himself said a few negative words about Pe…
Read full storyBarron Trump’s Bizarre Porn Collection
During the FBI search at Mar-A-Lago, the 16-year-old son of Trump, Barron (not to be confused with Donald’s fake passport name), had a few things to hide, but only some of it unexpected. What would anyone find in the bedroom of any 16-year-old boy…
Read full storyMadame Tussaud's Wax Museum Reports That The Queen Elizabeth Wax Figure Is Missing
LONDON - (UK Satire) - Scotland Yard is reporting that the Madame Tussaud's Museum wax figure of her majesty, Queen Elizabeth has apparently been stolen. Reporter Ginger Beer with The Bees Knees News Agency stated that a museum security guard appa…
Read full storyCharity Smokescreen for Bannon and Me
What are charities good for? Helping people? When did people really like helping people? Fuck people – gimmee money! Steve Bannon doesn’t want to help anyone but himself – which he did ($20,000 monthly, and a $100,000 upfront payment for Trump to…
Read full storyCloning Money from a Drop of Oil
An exciting new discovery in cloning technology has been … discovered, ahem. Scientists love playing god, especially when working for Big money for Big corporations who demand Big results to make even more Big profits … They can clone a sheep in S…
Read full storyCoffey Anyone?
Now THAT'S the picture of health! The brand spankin’ new Deputy PM (so that means if Truss gets trussed, Coffey takes over the entire country? Wow!) Out with the old, in with the … coffey. (Try not to look at her rightside-up … better to have t…
Read full storyKung-Fu Oscars: Shumer vs. Smith
Chris Rock will not do another Oscars. Will Smith has scarred him for life, and now Chris hides in a closet in his mansion with a knife poised, sweating, eyes darting left and right, twitching with fear at every creak of the house. Look what you did…
Read full storyUkrainian 19-Year-Old Pizza
The constant battles in Ukraine are ongoing, and sometimes the press can keep up, sometimes not. In the fog of war, it’s hard to tell what’s real and what’s fake. Who is really winning, and what are they winning? Did the Ukrainians deal a hefty blow…
Read full storyQueen Elizabeth Amazingly Leaves Her Entire Collection of 4,738 Hats To Her Daughter-in-Law Meghan Markle
LONDON - (UK Satire) - It's no secret that her majesty did not especially care for the wife (Meghan Markle) of her grandson Prince Harry. And the fact that according to the True Dat News Agency, QE left her entire collection of 4,738 hats to Megha…
Read full storyEvery US Political Poll Shows Florida Gov. Ron "Douche Bag" DeSantis Will Get His Bigoted Ass Kicked In The Governor's Election
PENSACOLA, Florida - (Satire News) - In a shock to Gov. DeSantis, who thought he was a shoe-in, comes the indisputable fact that every American poll shows that "Douche Bag" DeSantis will get his hate-spewing ass kicked in the governor's race. The…
Read full storyThe Little Leaguers From Hawaii Defeated The Team From Afghanistan 17-7 In The 2022 Little League World Series
WILLIAMSPORT, Pennsylvania - (Sports Satire) - Sportsapalooza reports that one of the best teams to ever play in the Little League World Series soundly defeated the team from Kabul, Afghanistan 17-7. The game was called at the end of the second in…
Read full storyThe Trumpturd Threatens To Sue Fox News For $1.2 Million - Fox Counters With a $197 Million Countersuit Against The Treasonous Traitor
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Donnie Trump (aka Toxic Trump) has gained two more pounds and he is now tilting the scale, (literally) at 349½. Melania's soon-to-be-ex-husband says that Fox News referred to him as being a washed up, fat, predatori…
Read full storyJohns Hopkins Scientists Classify Non-Human [inanimate] Diseases
Baltimore, Md. Elizabeth Tracy reporting with an SOS from Johns Hopkins for Spoof On Science. Science has long distinguished between two major forms of human diseases, classifying them as either mental or physical. This week, a crew of scientists at…
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