Hollywood Wants Your Money!
My spies in the entertainment industry have taken a break from finding out who is fornicating with whom and given me a list of big screen movies that are in production as we speak. Or rather, as I write and you read. Whatever. 'Hell's Kitchen: I…
Read full storyA Flat-Chested Ukrainian Woman Sneaks Two Bombs In Her 44-DDDDDDD Bra To Ukrainian Troops
IZYUM, Ukraine - (Satire News) - The Ukrainian government has just stated that they will be presenting the nation's highest civilian medal to Kristina Pullavinka, 29, who is employed as a dog walker in the town of Izyum. Miss Pullavinka, who is as…
Read full storyJustin Time for A New Vaccine
Now we all know that Covid is just an elaborate scheme by Freemasons and the Satanic Illuminati to bring the world to its knees. And, yes, China wanted membership, so they had to do something uniquely evil in order to impress the New World Order, to…
Read full storyDenmark Now Prohibits Oral Sex On All Of Their Amusement Theme Parks
COPENHAGEN, Denmark - (Satire News) - The government of Denmark has given in to the wishes of the amusement theme park-going crowd. The Danish Secretary of Amusement Parks, Saraliva Ringkobing, has just issued a new policy change for everyone of D…
Read full storyJFK: Wanted, Dead or Alive!
There is a cult of JFK rising in America. They think John Fitzgerald Kennedy – and his son, who allegedly died while flying his single-engine aircraft into Martha’s Vineyard, and missing – is still alive. We saw the Zapruder film showing JFK gett…
Read full storyDonald Trump Has Just Been Pegged With A Brand, New, Damn Good, Fitting Nickname
NEW ORLEANS, Louisiana - (Satire News) - The lying shithead (Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump), who has at least 85 nicknames, has just been given one more. Louisiana-born stand-up comedian, Zydeco Dupree, has just bestowed the Trumptard with his lat…
Read full storyAn Update On "Flamingo Woman's" Recent Flamingo Uvula Transplant
SUGAR CANE, Florida - (Satire News) - The woman who has become nationally known as "Flamingo Woman" recently had a chat with a reporter with The Cloud 9 News Agency. Ramona De La Mamamona, who is originally from Cuba, met with reporter Lexi Aspen,…
Read full storyZucker needs Suckers for his Metaverse Abyss
“And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.” – Friedrich Nietzsche Mark Zuckerberg wants to create a fictional world and make it real. Just like all religions do! He wants to build a metaverse where you and I…
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