The Two Stupidest Recent U.S. Presidents Seen as Classic Comedy Movies - By Chris Rock

Funny story written by UncleDale

Sunday, 31 July 2022

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Richard Nixon and Chris Rock's uncle Elvis

Chris Rock, famous for his wit - and making ha-ha jokes about a friend's medically bald wife - loved the old classic comedy movies when growing up.

So, when a Democratic party fundraiser asked him to do a joking talk on Trump, and also Nixon, he jumped at the chance - and thought of introducing them in terms of the old comedians.

In his tux - he began: "Why don't we start with Nixon. Here is a guy, so paranoid he gets his chief of staff to burglarize Democratic Party offices.

"It is like a classic Three Stooges movie. bumbling burglars, Nixon and his assistants screwing up all Ways in the situation.

"Nixon, would be Moe the smart one, slapping the others in the face (for not covering up things) - having reels of tape dropped on his foot by Larry, etc.

"Anyway, it would have made a great Three stooges mini movie.

"Trump's illegal shenanigans are more sophisticated - his is more like a Marx Brothers movie.

"Put a blonde moustache, eyebrows, and big glasses on Trump and you have Groucho. Always coming up with wild, kookie ideas - causing Mayhem everywhere he goes - pinching the ladies, sitting in their laps. Generating maximum chaos. Being ignorant in clever ways.

"And Giuliani as the blonde dumb guy always honking his horn and causing much illegal comedic chaos also.

"Poor presidential Guys! - all they had to do was Smart in their planning of their illegal deeds - and they would never have got caught.

"But they were more like the 1994 movie. 'Dumb and Dumber'."

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