Sarah Ferguson, The Duchess of York, Has Sold Her Windsor Estates Castle
WINDSOR ESTATES, England - (Satire News) - One of England's most famous redheads, Sarah Ferguson, has decided that the time has come for her to sell her huge English castle. The Duchess of York told Tickety Boo News reporter Brompton Boxgrove, tha…
Read full storyPrince Charles Will Fly To Moscow And Meet With Russian President Vladimir Putin
LONDON - (Satire News) - Buckingham Palace has just informed the British public that Charles, the Prince of Wales, will be traveling to Russia. The prince will meet with Vladimir Nikita Putin, in the newly-remodeled Commemorative Mrs. Joseph Stali…
Read full storyQueen Elizabeth Falls Off Her Horse During A Fox Hunt
LONDON - (Satire News) - BuzzFuzz (UK) is reporting that Queen Elizabeth took a royally horrendous fall as she was on her monthly fox hunt near Windsor Castle. Prince Charles, who was with his mum, said that her majesty's horse, "Buffy," got spook…
Read full storyThe Sexy Women of Duck Dynasty Will Be Putting Out a New Nude Calendar For 2024
WEST MONROE, Louisiana - (Satire News) - The sexy women of the bayou's of Louisiana TV Show "Duck Dynasty" have agreed to put out a second nude calendar in the name of charity. The ladies of the bearded "Bubba's" first appeared in a nude calendar…
Read full storyThe EU Finally Sends Aid To Ukraine - Wine (Get Russians Drunk), Bratwurst and Cheese
Germany got rid of all its leftover World War Two tanks and aircraft - "that is all we could spare - we don't want Putin mad at us", a spokesman said. The Germans threw in 10 truckloads of Bratwurst, out of guilt. France sent a tanker loaded…
Read full storySpain Has A New Ad Campaign - 'All Bodies Are Beach Bodies' - The Model Weighs About 380lbs
Spain has a new ad campaign to bring British people to Spanish beaches. The main model, sort of taking up the whole ad, is a pretty - faced Spanish girl with a very largish body, in a pink and black bikini. Her buttocks are the size of a Br…
Read full storyThe Government of Scotland Tells Trump To Never Again Set Foot In Their Nice, Lovely, Anti-Racist Country
EDINBURGH, Scotland - (Satire News) - The beautifully delightful country of Scotland, which has been described as peaceful, romantic, beautifully green, celtic, and poetic has made it known that the lying likes of one Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump ar…
Read full storyThe San Antonio Spurs Sign Norway's 19-Year-Old High-Flying, Slam-Dunking Sensation Ingrid Cervinger
SAN ANTONIO, Texas - (Sports Satire) - San Antonio Spurs Coach Gregg Popovich is excited that the Spurs have signed the 19-year-old high-flying, slam-dunking Norwegian sensation, Ingrid Cervinger. The young lady who can literally fly like Superwom…
Read full storyJan. 6 Senate Hearing Committee Assistant Chairman Liz Cheney Says Trump Is Toast!!!
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Rep. Liz Cheney, assistant chairman of The Senate Condemnatory Hearings On The Evil Trump Inspired Terrorist Assault of Jan. 6, has made it more than abundantly clear that Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump is TOAST!!!…
Read full storyA 77-Year-Old Great Grandmother Swims From New York City To Portsmouth, England Backwards
NEW YORK CITY - (Sports Satire) - A great grandmother from Hoboken, New Jersey, has accomplished a truly amazing feat. 77-year-old Myrtle Waterhickory swam from the New York City Harbor to the Portsmouth, England harbor; and she did it backwards.
Read full storyDue To The Cocaine Shortage In Colombia The USA Is Having To Inport Cocaine From Portugal
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The US Customs Agency is reporting that due to the cocaine shortage in Colombia, US drug dealers are having to resort to importing secondary cocaine from Portugal. The government of Portugal has expressed to the…
Read full storyNational Mentally Ill People's Assn. Convention Thanks NRA for Access To Guns
The NMIP Assn. had its annual Convention in Los Angeles - the Craziest town in the U. S. A. (Police for years, all over the West, gave their mentally ill residents free one-way bus tickets to Los Angeles.) After many testimonials for new medicati…
Read full storyIvanka Trump Throws Her Hat, or Rather Her Two-Piece Bikini Swimsuit Into The New York City Mayoral Race
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The estranged daughter of the "Evil Trumpturd," Ivanka Trump, has just announced that she will be running for mayor of New York City on the Democratic ticket. Yes, you read it right, the 40-year-old, who was cut out…
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