The Sexy Women of Duck Dynasty Will Be Putting Out a New Nude Calendar For 2024

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 28 July 2022

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This is the Terry Bradshaw Bayou Swamp where most of the calendar photos were taken.

WEST MONROE, Louisiana - (Satire News) - The sexy women of the bayou's of Louisiana TV Show "Duck Dynasty" have agreed to put out a second nude calendar in the name of charity.

The ladies of the bearded "Bubba's" first appeared in a nude calendar back in 2014.

The calendar was a huge success outselling previously released calendars by Marilyn Monroe, Jayne Mansfield, Raquel Welch, Bo Derek, and Britney Spears.

This calendar edition will feature the wives of the Cajun guys in exotic and erotic Louisiana backwood bayou settings.

Korie, who is Willie's wife will be pictured in knee-high swamp water wearing nothing but a Creole smile.

Missy, who is married to Jase, will be sitting on a brand new airboat with her back to the camera showcasing her fine-looking bayou ass.

And Jessica, who is the wife of Jeptha, has agreed to pose leaning against a honeysuckle tree showcasing her "I Loves Me Some Jeppy" tattoo on her lower bikini line

SIDENOTE: The 2023 Calendar, which is titled, The Bayou Babes of Duck Dynasty, already has advance sales of over 4 million copies.

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