Jan. 6 Senate Hearing Committee Assistant Chairman Liz Cheney Says Trump Is Toast!!!

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 28 July 2022

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Republican Elizabeth Cheney has hit the nail on the head!

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Rep. Liz Cheney, assistant chairman of The Senate Condemnatory Hearings On The Evil Trump Inspired Terrorist Assault of Jan. 6, has made it more than abundantly clear that Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump is TOAST!!!

She said that the senate committee has over 7,000 pages, documents, text messages, phone call transcripts, and mailbags of letters that all show that Trump had as much business being President of the United States as Ann "Trigger Face" Coulter had of entering a Miss America Beauty Pageant.

President Biden says that Liz Cheney, who is a Republican, has more class in one of her thumbs that the evil, racist, Pied Piper of Pussygrabbingville (Trump) has in his entire 341½ fat-ass body.

VP Harris added that Liz (Cheney) is seriously considering denouncing her GOP membership and becoming a card-carrying Democrat.

Meanwhile "Toasty" Trump, ever the delusional, hate-spewing ass wipe, still insists that he will move from Mar-a-Lago to the White House in 2024.

SIDENOTE: BuzzFuzz is reporting that the two richest men in the entire world, Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk say that they will donate $17 billion to print up ANTI-TRUMP posters, literature, caps, political buttons, and for the young ladies, bikini swimsuits.

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