SAN ANTONIO, Texas - (Sports Satire) - San Antonio Spurs Coach Gregg Popovich is excited that the Spurs have signed the 19-year-old high-flying, slam-dunking Norwegian sensation, Ingrid Cervinger.
The young lady who can literally fly like Superwoman, truly impressed Coach Pop with her amazing three-point shooting ability.
Ingrid shot 78, three-pointers in a row and managed to dunk on several of the tallest Spurs players including Jakob Poeltl (7'1"), Zach Collins (6'11"), and Keita Bates-Diop (6'8").
After seeing her amazing try-out performance, where Ingrid dunked on three of the Spurs giants, Popovich shook his head and simply said "DDDDDDAAAAAMMMMMM!"
SIDENOTE: Since arriving in San Antonio from Norway, Ingrid has learned three Spanish phrases, "Hola Y'all," (Hello Y'all), "Mi nombre es Ingrida." (My name is Ingrid), and "Donde esta el camion de tacos?" (Where is the taco food truck?).
