NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The estranged daughter of the "Evil Trumpturd," Ivanka Trump, has just announced that she will be running for mayor of New York City on the Democratic ticket.
Yes, you read it right, the 40-year-old, who was cut out of her daddy's will for throwing his predatorial racist, anti-American ass under the bus, says that he hates her orange-colored biological father so much that she has denounced her Republicanship.
Her brothers Donald Jr. (Dopey) and Eric Trump (Goofy) are madder than a St. Bernard competing in The Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show with a bad case of diarrhea.
Meanwhile, Ivanka's sperm-donor father, Trump The Nazi Bitch, says that he does not know Ivanka, nor has he ever met her.
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