Nina Dobrev, The Star of "The Vampire Diaries" Reveals a Secret About Her Pubic Region
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Bedroom Pillow Talk reporter Carolina Chipotle recently talked with Nina Dobrev at a local Burger Bandit Fast Food Restaurant. The 33-year-old ravishing beauty confessed to Miss Chipotle, a secret that she had not revea…
Read full storyBritney Spears Autographs One of Her Favorite Bras And a Pair of Her Panties And Presents Them To President Biden
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Britney Spears says that one of her greatest thrills ever, was when she voted for President Biden. Spears even placed a Las Vegas bet that Biden would kick the Trumpturd's ass, and as a result she won $1.7 million. W…
Read full storyComedian Ricky Gervais’ Race Horse “Hashtag %#%@*&%#” Wins By 19 Lengths
LOS ANGELES - (Sports Satire) - Ever since he was a tiny bloke growing up in England, comedian Ricky Gervais, who was born in Port Wacker, England, has always been fascinated by horses. As a little tyke he fell in love with "Trigger," which was Ro…
Read full storyThe New Tolkien Epic - 'Rings of Power' - A Blathering Special Review
It starts out with a male and female Elvish ruler in front of a 50-foot gold curtain - (the have a big budget) - arguing over who is going to get the Rings of Power - being created by the charismatic (but Evil) Dark Lord. Already - we are into m…
Read full storyThe Future of American Politics is Porn and Pimps
Stormy Daniels says she’ll sleep with whoever is the next president, even if he’s already married. If it’s a woman prez? Not a problem, Stormy has done tons of lesbian porn, and loves it all! She wants to be First Lady. Stormy said, in an intervie…
Read full storyKeep Donald’s Hands Off Melania’s Box
Melania has stated that she absolutely does not and WOULD NEVER have any of her husband’s boxes of secret documents in her rooms. She has her own boxes, which Donald is not allowed to go into, and where she keeps lots of documents relating to how muc…
Read full storyAn Extremely Depressed Alex "Mr. Info Wars" Jones Has Been Placed On Suicide Watch
NEW YORK CITY - (US Satire) - The person who is considered to be the most bitter, hate-spewing, low-life asshole to come down the pike since you-know-who (Trump) has really and truly lost what few marbles he had. Alex Betty Jones, of Info Wars, is…
Read full storyMr. Copy’s Comedic Irony
Rob Schneider told a sad story related to him by a pastor from Britain. He did this on the Glenn Beck show. Beck, I believe, was once an Oompa Loompa living at Mar-A-Lago, churning out new sparkly colors of cocaine for Donny Junior. Rob’s story to…
Read full storyFor Gorbachev, It’s Lonely in the Afterlife
Gorbachev, the man who freed Eastern Europe from Soviet Russia, has died. His famous birthmark is no more. He has gone to where all other Russian leaders of the Soviet Workers Paradise have gone. Into the grave, but possibly no further. Who knows? I…
Read full storyA Sexy Hooters Waitress In Texas Has Just Received The Biggest Tip In The Franchise's History
DALLAS, Texas - (Satire News) - Dallas Daily Divulger Newspaper reporter Pistolero Gunnster, has just reported that a Hooters waitress named Jazzy Jettler, was recently the recipient of the biggest state in Hooters history. Miss Jettler, who has b…
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