NEW YORK CITY - (US Satire) - The person who is considered to be the most bitter, hate-spewing, low-life asshole to come down the pike since you-know-who (Trump) has really and truly lost what few marbles he had.
Alex Betty Jones, of Info Wars, is now saying that he will be the next president of the United States and that he will buy the state of Alabama and kick all of the Democrats out.
He went on to say that the cotton-pickin' state will become a refuge for the likes of the Proud Boys, the Oath Keepers, the Nazi's of North America, and the KKK.
Jones has just been diagnosed with Fukatorial Nuprickitis and as a result the bullfrog-looking cunt has been placed on round-the-clock suicide watch.
The man who has said that he loves to eat mud, for the health nutrients, needs to be sent to some far away place, perhaps Siberia, where he can yell, scream, and shout to his evil heart's content.
