Nina Dobrev, The Star of "The Vampire Diaries" Reveals a Secret About Her Pubic Region

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Wednesday, 31 August 2022

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HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Bedroom Pillow Talk reporter Carolina Chipotle recently talked with Nina Dobrev at a local Burger Bandit Fast Food Restaurant.

The 33-year-old ravishing beauty confessed to Miss Chipotle, a secret that she had not revealed to anyone.

Nina, commented that before the shooting of the last season of "Vampire Dairies" she decided to dye the hair on her pubic region in the seven colors of the rainbow.

When asked what the meaning behind that was, she said that she decided on the hair color to remind her that everyone is the same, and unlike some homophobes like Trump, Gaetz, Jordan, Hawley, and Emininem, straight assholes are no better than members of the LGBTQ community.

SIDENOTE: Dobrev noted that her hair stylist, her pedicurist, her proctologist, and her gynecologist are all gay.

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